Welsh Rarebit

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Utter Crap.

“If anyone makes any cheesy quotes and blames me for them they are toast”

~ Oscar Wilde on Welsh Rarebit

A rodent indigenous to Wales, the Outer Hebrides and isolated parts of Euthenasia. Known for it's yellow/orange colouring and musical ability, the Rarebit is often confused with a mythological creature called 'the Rabbit.'

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The Welsh Rarebit is known to nest on slices of hot buttered toast, or chunks of Bara Brith (Welsh Soda Bread). Infant Rarebits, known as Elmos are almost identical miniatures of the mature animal, with the only noticeable difference being their high-pitched whiny voice.

Much like Foxes, there is a sub genus of Welsh Rarebit, the Urban Rarebit that can be found staggering down the streets of Swansea, Cardiff, Newport, Wrexham and most Welsh city streets on Thursday, Friday or Saturday night. On these occasions they should be treated with the utmost respect and kept at least 10 metres distant from your person. Rarebits have a tendency to consume excessive quantities of alcohol, sing loudly and will fuck anything with trousers on or preferably without them. It is advisable to disinfect your genitals or better, apply a white hot blow torch to them if you are contaminated with Rarebit muff juice.

Just like any person that is Welsh, the Welsh Rarebit will try to internally decapitate you if you look at it directly in the eyes. It does this by beating your neck with a boom mic until you render unconscious. Then it forces you to watch reruns of Family Matters until your ears start to bleed (This usually happens in the middle of the first season on episode twelve from first hearing Urkel's voice) . Then it orally rapes you for no apparent reason. Finally, it beats on your neck while wearing a Dora The Explorer helmet until your neck snaps in half. Then it writes "poop" on your face with it's acid pee.