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“I see KoRn People...”

~ That Kid from the Sixth Sense on Wes Borland

“ Wasn't he in Disturbed? Sorry, I get all these "guitarists" Mixed up”

~ Oscar Wilde on Wes Borland

Wes Borland
Happy yet creepy Wes with his KoRn dawg: Jonny
Lifespan	1975-4002
Occupations	Guitarist, Cop Killah, Puppet Master
Birthplace	KoRn Fields, California
Conquered Lands	United Spades Of Amerika, Indiana, Darkness

[edit] History

Wes is one of the few surviving Children Of The KoRn, as he was born not only, in KoRn fields, but was made from when two members of KoRn had you-know-what. He then moved to Jacksonville, where he met childhood hero Michael Jackson. Since Korn lost their popularity, his parents when bankrupt and somehow he ended up on the tough streets of Compton. When he was 15, he was on Oprah's show, which awakened the evil inside him. He became a wanted criminal, the best out there was, as he had the powah to kill cops in 2 seconds. At 18, he joined super group Limp Bizkit, after the original members left, he then left Limp in 2001, citing scaring the crap out of differences with the band. He became famous for his unusually large pupils which are shown in the picture to the right.

[edit] De-KoRnization

Wes after surgery

Knowing Limp was the only living he had, Wes went to a counciler to rid him of his evil thoughts, when that was sucessful, he went to get eye surgery, the results were sucessful, and now he is as normal as That Guy.