Wetherspoons

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J D Wetherspoons is chain of cool and trendy 'pubs' located throughout the UK and some regions of Turkmenistan. In recent years Wetherspoons have become notorious for their policy on moving in to every town centre in the country and assimilating the public, tricking them in to believing that Wetherspoons is actually good. Many smaller pubs which can't keep up with Wetherspoon's local and friendly/Multinational atmosphere have been subsequently put out of business.

[edit] History

Wetherspoons was the brainchild of singer songwriter Ronald McDonald, who in 1989 decided that his company needed a new, more "British" chain of restaurants to compensate for lowering McDonalds sales figures. As such, Wetherspoons was born and thus so was a never ending chain of lies and deception.

[edit] Drinks

Wetherspoons is well known for its massive selection of drinks, sold for lower than average prices. Ronald was inspired by similar tactics utilised by the Nazis during the second world war when trying to win the support of the French public during the occupation of mainland Europe. Wetherspoons currently serves over 20 trillion varieties of alcoholic beverage per pub, which certainly adds to the homely and local atmosphere.

[edit] Food

The chain is perhaps most notorious for its extensive food menu. Prices range from between two pounds fifty and three pounds, a sure indication of top quality food. Wetherspoons definitely do not lie about the contents and ingredients of their food products ^[1] so you can be sure that when you are ordering British Beef you know that you're definitely not being served with Zebu meat. Some of the most popular items on the menu are the lamb burger, chili con carne, rump steak and chicken tika masala, all of which definitely aren't heated in a microwave.

[edit] People

Wetherspoons has been deliberately designed to gain the widest audience possible, for example, during the daytime families can come in and eat poor quality food albeit having to share the establishment with aged and homeless drunks, whilst in the evenings every pink shirted idiot in the local community can enjoy many a festive beverage for next to nothing. Entertainment is usually provided in the form of friendly door staff/bouncers, who are in most cases sound as a pound.