Whale Blowhole Power Plant
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A Whale Blowhole Power Plant Device is the real and only never-ending source of energy that powers the Uncyclopedia when the Cat-Toast Device is not working for some reason, or the Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts device is under maintenance. Usually this happens when the energy-giving cat dies and must be replaced by a new one and subsequently Stormtroopers or Red Shirts are under maintenance. Scientists are working constantly to figure out how to prevent this in order not to use the Whale Blowhole Power Plant.
The device is composed of ((3x10^1)^2)^1/2) + C pure substances:
- Whales - brothers and sisters of Moby Dick.
- Blowholes - holes that blow and that under no circumstance will suck unless they're put inside-out.
- Magnets - made of the un-huffable cats eggs and a rare pink grue, not real ones.
In 1966 A.C., Oscar Wilde, when trying to drag a 10 cent coin down the street with a magnet to impress chicks, accidentally let it fall in a nearby culvert along with the magnet, while a whale was passing by.
“My bad.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dropping the coin
In the moment that the coin entered the whale's blowhole it soon began to emerge glowing rainbowie goo, elevating the coin up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up and up to the sky, and then the coin just fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell until it reached the whale's blowhole again with a stronger kinetic force, thus creating the same effect but in greater magnitude cycling to the infinity.
Oscar Wilde, always one to recognize the violation of derivative constants and radial extrapolation of quantitative emerging chromatologic masses, found a way to harness this real and only limitless potential to power his Uncyclopedia. But this is still cheating and is still not right.
All rumors about the Uncyclopedia being powered by a Cat-Toast Device, Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts Device or a Wind farm are totally baseless. This, of course, makes them absolutely true, unless we are talking about the Whale Blowhole Power Plants, but this is still cheating, and it is not fair for the Cat-Toast Device, nor the Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts Device, or even the not so popular Wind farm. There are new theories emerging which claim that Uncyclopedia might be powered by Oscar Wilde's pair of left socks device.
There is also the rural belief that the Uncyclopedia is powered by a webserver, but most non-rural people claim that this is just nonsense.
