What Would Jesus Do?
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“What wouldn't Jesus do?”
~ Mr T on Jesus
What Would Jesus Do? was a popular sitcom on NBC which aired longer than anyone ever thought it would.
[edit] The popular sitcom!
The first run of 'WWJD', as some big-shot producers like to call it, aired from Christmas Day of 1992 to right around the month of April in 2000. The series starred a Hispanic man named Jesús who had a very popular radio talk-show. People would call in with their problems and he would tell them to quit bickering about it and leave him alone. His "sidekick" on this show was a poorly-designed CG fish living in a bowl at the radio station. If not for budget cutbacks, it would have looked better. His show was an instant success, but this soon changed.
[edit] Gee, what do you mean by 'this soon changed'?
At first, people really liked the idea that he was Hispanic, but then poor Jesús underwent some drastic changes. In some magical feat, unexplainable by modern science, Jésus slowly turned white. This was a miraculous event, which began, as leading experts say, when he was born. Yes, apparently Jesús wasn't ever Hispanic at all, it was just a malicious cover-up by NBC make-up artists to fool the public into believing that even minorities could land a sitcom on NBC. Apparently his name wasn't even Jésus, it was Louis "the Voice" McGillicuddy, who was best known for his excellent lazy hispanic radio talk-show host impressions.
[edit] The effect 'WWJD' had on the world
'WWJD' turned out to be, as Oscar Wilde put it, "An utter waste of my time!", and the world wept along with Wilde, in what came to be known as World Weep I, the event that marked the globalization of the Kleenex-Empire, an institution which we are all currently enslaved under.
