Whatshisname
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“Man, this guy just won't shut up!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Whatshisname
Whatshisname is the most frequently cited person ever (after Oscar Wilde). It is speculated that he is a friend of FOAF, the most reliable source of news ever (after Uncyclopedia's UnNews).
Currently, Whatshisname is a majority leader in the Senate, but actually he is an omnipresent being and is skilled in thousand of professions. It is highly probable that at least one of your neighbors is Whatshisname. You can determine which one by listening to conversations of your other neighbors, who tend to repeat the phrase: "That neighbor, Whatshisname..." about a dozen times a day.
Whatshisname is an androgynous being, and some of his incarnations are female, although they are more commonly referred to as "Whatshername". This female has been immortalized by the punk band Green Day, cementing her place in anonymous history. It is rumored that his agenda allows Whatshisname to be even more informed than FOAF himself (although not as informed as Uncyclopedia) and that FOAF simply hears news from Whatshisname and then shamelessly claims that he is the source.
Whatshisname is not to be confused with Anonymous, Guest, Someone, Somebody and Nobody.
