When the world blows up

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The bomb that blows us up the world
The bomb that blows us up the world
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When The World Blows Up, people will be screaming like hell. If you will not scream like hell, you are not dead. No, people will also Run like hell and some fatties will probably Glutonize like hell. A few people do not believe this rumor and should be killed. Instantly. PSHHH!! The official system of this is set up by the Omega company, the project itself is created by The Unity. No, not Unity from NOLF and NOLF 2, just The Unity. Also, the project's funds are restabilized, ummaginized and cookie-made by Virgin Untie

The world will blow up in 4000 when the universe will be filled with bombs. The bombs will be set in 2000 and will blow up another 2000 years after that. They have a Best Before of 2000 years and if they will not blow up before the best before ends they will be worthless pieces of junk flying around in space. The explosion is 100 times more catrastophic then the overdrive caused by the Imperial war in 10016. Luckily the bombs are directed by Omega timers and will not activate until 2000 y+. This incredibly long writing about WtWb is actually a book and contains 4 contents, with the See Alshoes

The project is set up by the Unity and the Unity is set up by Your Mom. In fact, this project is lead by No black people!, boy would Estonia be proud! Truth is, that your dad is related to the leader of the Unity. Incredible! Actually, this article is proud of the amount of it's contents. You should be too, if you made a cool whip-ass article like me/this.

Contents

[edit] Greetings, earthling!

Just gotta love getting pooped on
Just gotta love getting pooped on

Welcome to the ol' Pietimer, the king of town, the green man from Zealand. Yeah... Too much HRicense in meh. Dang! Usually we leave the first page blank, but this is an extreme case. We just like to call this "Emai-" Dang!

Anyways, I would like to greet our dears friend, the writer of Gold Alboom 2003, Homsar! Dang, man, have you EVER done anything right?! Loo- Knee! Anyways I</div>
should truly carry on, old chap, but I truly am sorry that I didn't
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[edit] The Unity

One of the Uniticans... I don't remember which one...
One of the Uniticans... I don't remember which one...

This project is set up by the Unity. The members of the Unity are:


[edit] What does "Unity" stand for?

Most people believe "Unity" stands for "U are Not playing In The Yellers team", but your mom, says that it stands for "UNITed Years", which is much closer to the point that we only have a few years to live, which we live as united, although that has way less words than the original believing. In 2043 a voting will commense, where people and Your Mom vote between which one is true. Sports betting services have prediction votes saying that it will be a tie and therefore the voting will continue until WtWb-up happens. Your mom will loses so many years of activity!

[edit] How was the Unity created?

In 1806, Oscar Wilde created the Unaté with Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Bill Gates BETA, God and Bob who is still a member of the Unity. At their time Unity standed for UNcyclopedia is A Thingie that's Éndless , which is close to Your mom's theorie of what UNITY means. When God died Oscar needed a new member, because the Unaté needed 6 members. Then Bill Gates BETA created God 2.0. In 1930 there were 5 members once again, when Bill Gates BETA died. Then Bill Gates 1.0 was created and serves us to this day with bad OS's. In 1977 the Unity was broke apart, because they did'nt do anything, but show off with their nancy-fancy member cards. In 1989 a fox found ruins of the old Unaté house and when he spelled Unaté he spelled rawr, roar. Then George W. Bush, the fox's owner, tried to spell it. He spelled: Poo nitting. Then your mom came to the scene and read: Unity. Therefore she was made president of the Unity, but they never spelled it right. In 2000 WtWb-up was projected. Unity had an acronym. Because they did'nt have the rulebook, they used 10 members, instead of 6 or 42, which was used by the Poó nitting Unity, which was another one of Unity's older aliasae... Alii?

[edit] Uni-script

Uni-script (a.k.a. Unicorns or Uni-tea-script) is a special scripting language used for Unity-bombs. It is mostly a display of short words with lots of 1s and 0s in it. It also may look like: 

001001011Bomb,
010010101you
010001010must
010101011blow
010010100up

It is actually very hard scripting and contains many parts and scripty pieces that are used for creating the scripts for bombs.

[edit] Survivors and chr4x0rs

Here are some crashers and surviv0rs.

[edit] People who get saved

[edit] People and creatures who die

A badly painted artist's expression of a flaming dog. Beware of other hazards of dogs!
A badly painted artist's expression of a flaming dog. Beware of other hazards of dogs!

Main Category:People who die in WtWb-up

[edit] People and creatures who'll blow to nospace

[edit] Frequently Asked Questions

Many (three) people have asked us about the crazy thang that is WtWb-up, so the loving people at YourMom.Org have made it clear:

“We've got no friggin' idea”

~ Yourmom.org on What is WtWb-up ?

Because of that answer, yourmom.org has got many (two) emails about the answer. Because yourmom.org could not answer it in a (two) sentences, yourmom.info, a sister-project gave the real info onto this article. It is actually a book, but who cares, it loves making contents and put some answers of long questions here like...

[edit] Why?

Look at how the French flag looked during the Hundred years of war! It disgusts Engla... Wait a minute!
Look at how the French flag looked during the Hundred years of war! It disgusts Engla... Wait a minute!

For 2000 years the Unity has been trying to destroy France, because they speak English and so does England and England hates France so we have to too. We also hate the Secret section of Mars we have'nt researched yet and because we have'nt we don't know it yet and that is why it is in red and not in blue.

[edit] How?

I dont know why, but this was on the math article
I dont know why, but this was on the math article

All bombs are filled with math and have nothing to do with math. The full info on the bomb is easy as 1-0-11-0-10-01: math

[edit] When?

Beta bombs, tested on Atlantis.
Beta bombs, tested on Atlantis.

Umm... 4000 i guess... The full info about this is that it will blow in 4000, 1st January at 00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.1. It may be Shöcking, but it will happen and you will die... before... it... naturally... or... suicide...ally... But seriously, you can see when 4000 is by using a technological breakthrough on telling dates. That technological breakthrough is a calendar. Get a calendar for only 42,666.13 at your local shop, with a monthly pay of 7dollars!

[edit] What is WtWb-up?

Sample of going too far with enblurring.
Sample of going too far with enblurring.
Sample of an enblurred eye
Sample of an enblurred eye

"WtWb-up?" is an Acronym of "What the World's been up to?". The "to" in the end stands for "?"'s lookalike of 2 (that makes the difference between WtWb-up? and WtWb-up). It makes sense when you "enblur" your eyes. In fact, the world has been up to many things. For example, as soon as you left, humans invented fire, the egyptians built pyramids a.k.a. huge pointy houses, Jesus was born, a huge meteor killed the dinosaurs, the big bang created life, the universe and everything. Yes, many things have happened since you left... Where did you even go?
If you have time, check out WtWb-up.

[edit] Why is "it" called "WtWb-up"?

  • It's cool.
  • The World is a place so it has to start with a CAPITAL letter.
  • "up" is left full, because "u" can stand for Ukelele.
  • "When the world blows up" was too short, so we made it shorter.
  • You have to realise the truth:
  • There is no bomb
  • Neo, welcome to the appeal world.

[edit] Is there any way to stop it?

An example of a bomb exploding if you detonate it.
An example of a bomb exploding if you detonate it.

Simply destroy Omega's HQ and you're good to go... well... all HQ-s... Or instead click on the link on the bomb template to detonate some bombs. Simply detonate bombs by making this article bigger and losing the lost parts filled with total Nihilism. You can also lose some text in the image frames and resize the images smaller, but make it as informative as before!

[edit] What if i don't?

The world will blow up, France and the part of Mars we have'nt researched yet will blow up too. The're will only be Nobody and nothing in nowhere. Martians will die and Neptuneians too. Seas will end and nobody can't drink anything, not even Mr. Moo Cow's milky juice will help, cos he will die too.

[edit] What if the timers are late?

If so, the mirror will happen, and all Omega HQ-s will blow up, because the timers have bombs planted in them by the Unity, and if incorrectly timed, they will blow up the Omega HQ's... Well... all HQ-s... That's why Omega produces timers, to collect money, to give to the Unity for their project to be accomplished, if not, they will die.

[edit] Movies

Many movies we're made with the UNMovie maker. The movies included many from the Film preview article.

[edit] Earlier movies

[edit] Endings

See Also:The End of Everything

[edit] End of the results

End of the results a.k.a.:

happens, when Nowhere is hit by a meteor. The meteor goes through it, because it is Nothing, therefore they both die. Because Nowhere was the last place that had air on it, Nobody flied around space and was never heard from again. On the day of the memorial, Nobody was not talked about, because there was nobody there.

[edit] End of France

France will end with a meteor falling onto the Eiffel tower. The meteor is moved by a bomb that exploded in space. The meteor will bounce and crush Paris forever! Haha! Hihiha! Huhihahyhi...

[edit] End of your mom!

If Your mom will end, then all the Uniticans who survive will be killed by Bob, yet he has no arms or legs, how sad. To see how he does it, simply sign up for Unity survivors and kill Your mom. It will be a hard task, but it must be completed or you will never see the Great Bobolini's magic killing-with-no-arms-or-legs super duper magic trick live!

[edit] End of Poop

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[edit] End of Pooping

Yay! :D

[edit] End of Air Arsenals that are here just to destroy Austria that was just disowned by it's parents for being naughty and later was adopted by Sir. Poopmeyer that seemingly had no need to exist in this universe BUUUTTT he still got what he wanted and raced Ge'r'o'me' to the top of the hills and nobody ever saw them again but everybody knows to this day, that Poopmeyer is still alive and won the damn trophy

·.· NUFF said

[edit] End of the pain in your pants

YAY!! :*)

[edit] End of the Splintern hemisphere

W00TS! OMGWTF? like i meen at is nnot kool jea whu needs them spolenters aniwai? O RLY! w00tZ0rz!!1

[edit] More infromation

[edit] It happened!

“Oh sh*t!”

~ Censored on a TV show

“May god have ketchup on your pasta!”

~ Some pastafarian on May god have mercy on your soul (And it happened!)

When It happened! you may possibly wan't to make it Not it happened!. To make that you may need bling and *fart* to fix It happened! For more bling and *fart* you must see the still-living people of the Splintern Hemisphere and the guys at Samban countries. If you are drunk, you are possibly not aknowledging this for this is writed in Engrishka or joust pain Jewishish. Gimme sam sugga! Ugga ugga! W00t! You may be waiting for w00tday and do even know it!

[edit] Afterlife

An example of Nobody holding nothing in the picture. Picture taken in Nowhere
An example of Nobody holding nothing in the picture. Picture taken in Nowhere

It's a darn shame that the WtWb-up event has to happen. I wan't to life another 2000 years! Anyway, everything is darn white in the Afterlife, because mostly people live in Nowhere. It's a shame you will not see the Nowhere place, because you will die before it happens. Actually Nowhere is also a secret operation of The Unity, but mostly it will commense activation of mission and suck everybody into it. Yes, it sucks, but another, even bigger question, is where do the Unity members who have survived the WtWb-up event (especially Your Mom) go after the event, when Nowhere is the only place in existence where anybody could go. The Uniti-cans have answers for this:

“Youknow, we really have'nt thought of that. Where do we go?”

~ Yourmom.org on Afterlife

“ZOMG! We're all gonna diiie!”

~ Some Unitican on Flying Pandas

Then again no anybody could get to Nowhere, only Nobodies can, but there is only one Nobody so where do the other Nobodies go? Am I making any sense here? Of course not, so let's continue our tour in t3h Computer RoomTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Sorry about my brother Dummy up there. I will continue the speech. Anyway, in the Afterlife, many people will not exist, whatever that means. How could somebody NOT exist, huh? Should'nt they, like, turn into sand or mud or poop before that? And if they ALL die, who's gonna bury e'm? I think it's just nonsense - not existing - WTF is that? Man, this is an article, but a really dumb article - pht! - not existing, it's gold! Who does those jokes, man? It is truly a dumb experience not to exist, I mean, how does it feel, not to exist. We are now going LIVE to a person who does not exist. Wow! Exstinction is even smarter than not existing!

[edit] Anything else?

It's true!!
It's true!!

Did you know that if you set that countdown Google gadget to go off in -90000 hours you can see the exact countdown to WtWb-up?! Also take some mushrooms, hellbunnies and Hellcandies™ with you, cos it's gonna be a long ride!

[edit] Anything el-

NO!!

[edit] Any recommendations?

What the hell are you asking me for? I'm going to die too, aren't I?

[edit] KABOOM!

Boom, boom! T3h s1mps0nZ OMG! Kaboom! Kablam KaMoose! eDonkey! eMule! eCrap

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