Where babies come from
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The real truth is that babies come from The Stork. But if you'd like some ridiculous answer, continue reading. When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they marry each other. On the night of that wedding, the mommy and the daddy will buy a candle and go stand outside in the moonlight with the candle, saying "I wish, I wish with all my might, that I could have a baby tonight." A meteor will be shot to the earth if the wish is acceptable. However, if the parents were bad, radiation will spread all over their bodies, forming an STD, a Stellar Taxi Driver.
If that doesn't work, the mommy and daddy have sex.
[edit] The Formula
“Ms. Krabappel and principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me.”
~ Ralph Wiggum on Babies
Indeed an age old question, where babies come from has for centuries stumped even the most brilliant of minds. A formula has recently been discovered that lets you know exactly how many babies you will have!
And yes, babies are made from baby formula... just add water.
Using this formula, we can find out how many babies somebody will have.
A 22 year old woman marries a 25 year old man. If the dad has one STD and the mom has two STDs, how many children will they have?
ANSWER:
Indeed, these people will have 6 children, and since .5 rounds up but isn't quite a whole number, one child is a half-wit or a leprechaun.
