Bitching
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[edit] History
The first native English speaker to use the term "bitching" goes back to famous English poet Cabin A. Smokesy. Unfortunately, hes dead right now, so i won't be bothering with all the shit he accomplished.
[edit] Origins
After the fall of the Great Empire of Atlantis, super-human survivors scattered to land West and East. Some landed on the shores of Brazill, and most settled in Egypt, Sara-Jevo and Turkey. There, Atlantinians built great pyramids with the help of visitors from outer space planets such as Xenon, Ilykcyberin, Blughurstaninjin, Kurtiuktat and Pluto.
563 years later, historians unearthered the long lost (but found!) "Bitching Door". A giant stone door by the main entrance of the Great Pyramid of Lisa located in Mongolia, Egypt. Historians state that the hieroglyphics written around the Bitching Stone seem to whine or mock something or somebody.
In conclusion, the Bitching Stone has really pissed off historians, and "bitching" is now used as a vulgar term for fuckwits who complain and whine all the time.
[edit] Bitchers
Bitchers are people who "bitch" or engage in "bitching" all the time. Bitchers are not liked by most people and animals.
[edit] G.B.A
The G.B.A originally stood for Game Boy Advance in 1968 but was eradicated after the Gulf War in 1999. The G.B.A now stands for "The Global Bitching Association". Bitchers from all over the world meet in Angelfrien, Germany to talk about problems and solutions (bitching solutions).
In 2001 AD, there was talk of establishing a bitching nation but Head of G.B.A declined the idea. G.B.A will attempt to pass documents for a G.B.A nation within 10 years.
[edit] Modern Day Usage
"Bitching" is now commonly used all around the world including the United Corn Fakes of Imeraca, Fagland and The Republic of Jablome.
[edit] People who Bitch
- Americans
- Tom Cruise
- Heywood Jablome
- Paris Hilton
- Female Dogs
- Me
- George Washington
- 50 Cent
- Your Mom
- My Mom
- A wife
- Any women on her period
- Any women off her period
- Teenage daughters
