White Slave
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The White Slave is a type of slave originating from the Americas, brought to Africa on slave ships at around the same time the White crackers were doing so. Africans utilized White Slaves to cultivate crops and do extensive manual labor on African plantations, but they screwed up and ended up destroying the land, creating deserts. White slaves were also influential in growing HIV, an essential crop at that era (though overused and lethal nowadays). White slavery continued in Africa until some white dude named Martin Luther King Johnson Smith advocated wigger's civil rights. The africans popped a cap in his ass but the white people became free. All the free white slaves went down to South Africa though for whatever reason.
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[edit] White Slaves and Canada
Canada should not have been brought into this travesty of a post.
[edit] White Slaves and America
[edit] White Slaves and Russia
White slaves are the #2 import into Russia next to fire. Only 12% of the slaves brought into Russia work in farms and factors, 32% are used for someone to talk too while that someone cries like a little b!#(h, and 66% are used as sex slaves. Which is odd because 70% of the slaves are young boys. To Russia white slaves are normal thing and because of the extreme cold most slaves die in 3 months. The average Russian family will go through 4 slaves a year.
[edit] White Slaves and Africa
[edit] White Slaves and the Black Market
White Slaves on the black market vary in price depending on age, sex, and if they had sex.
V = Virgin In American money only
Age | Male V | Female V | Male | Female | 1-5 | 35$ | 40$ | 15$ | 20$ | 6-10 | 80$ | 110$ | 63$ | 82$ | 11-16 | 245$ | 376$ | 178$ | 215$ | 17-21 | 276$ | 404$ | 214$ | 278$ | 22-34 | 230$ | 240$ | 175$ | 180$ | 34-death| 99$ | 120$ | 50$ | 55$ |
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