White race

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The Great White Race can be seen here. Run, whitey, run.

“I'll give you a white race.”

~ Oscar Wilde on impregnating white women.

“I've been down to Selma for the white race ref meetings. Let me tell you something, boy, that's a real cross burner”

~ Abe Vigoda on the white race referee meetings

1 The Big Idea

[edit] The Big Idea

Originally started thousands of years ago, the white race consists of white people (Asians and light-skinned black people have been known to sneak in) competing with each other across the ages.

More often than not, the race in question takes place in Big Business. One whitey goes to another whitey, "Hey, wanna race?" and the other whitey says, "Sure." And then they race on something, like "most likely to succeed" or first person to "a billion served".

Whatever the stakes, Indians (feathers and/or dots), dark-skinned black people, and swarthy middle-eastern types are not welcome. Don't even think about it, Mexicans.

It's called the white race, not "everybody-on-earth-who-looks-human-and-wants-to-be-a-part-of-a-race" race.

The Legend of Jimmi "no balls"

This man Jimmi "no balls" was an arerage white man or was he ? He used to often pretend to be A rasta in order to get in to gay rasta partys were you would skin down a rabbit and use as a walking stick. and on many occazssions *sorry cannot spell* would be caught trying to die his skin black be slightly beliveible, the Kluclux clan didn't like this so they throw many large bits of drift wood at his ear. O yer and along side with bon jovi who also was a dirty rasta quere impersonator.

[edit] Smaller Versions

White race referees hold their annual meeting at the Selma Hilton, Selma Alabama.

Many smaller versions of the overall idea take place everyday, however. Some versions take place in Trailer Parks Across America, a national theme park, where so-called "trailer trash" sees who can build the biggest deck on a mobile home, or who can beat his wife the fastest.

Not only that, but races abound across the country, usually in the summertime in the North, but year round where the weather is cooperative. These can be taken either as car racing (see: Nascar), or foot races, held in conjunction with

[edit] The Master Plan

The standard shoe of any white race.

Basically, all this happens so white people can keep getting better at being white people, leaving blacks, Indians, swarthy-types, Mexicans, and most Asians behind. BOOYA. If they want equal rights then they can have a black race, and an Indian race (both feathers and dots), and an Asian race, because after all, we know the swarthies and Mexicans won't do anything but smoke pot and sit on my porch.