Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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“Dam, Kate Moss kicked my arse again”
~ Oscar Wilde on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Whose Line Is It Anyway? is a board game for 2-4 players in which each player starts off with a line of cocaine which they must snort as quickly as is humanly possible with the straw provided.
Then the players must talk shit for the next few hours and attempt to cop-off with the first member of their chosen sexual preference who wanders into view. The winner is the player who manages to mention how much they earn the most times in one night.
There are ten modes of play:
- Standard
- Time Trial
- "Head" to "Head"
- Russian Roulette
- Loser Strips Naked
- Winner Stips Naked
- Both winner and loser strip naked and do it.
- None of them strip naked and watch tv.
- Sudden Death
- The Tony Montana
The Whose Line Is It Anyway World Championship is held in September each year. Nick Clegg is the current World Champion, having beaten David Milliband in the final of 2008.
[edit] Notes
- Popular with Blue Peter presenters, Smart Presenters and other media wankers.
- This game is banned in all countries outside of Colombia.
- Not only is this banned in all countries outside of Colombia, it's also banned in Colombia too.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? is part of Uncyclopedia's series on Mass Media.
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