Why?:Believe in Democracy

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Democracy is the only real form of government. Derived from the Greek demo" "cracy" meaning "power held by the common people". Democracy is a two party system created by The Man to protect supply of cheap consumer goods and minority rights the world over.

The most popular form of democracy today is representational, four-year electoral system, in which citizens of developed democracies, like The United States, can have total control over their own governance without the being inconvinenced to learn about their political system or the world- or even vote! Other correct forms of democracy include the representational system based on five-year terms, and a representational system based on three-year terms. Any system in which decisions are not made by professional politicians who are much wealthier than the majority of the population is not real democracy.

Democracy, first conceived by Jesus on the cross, was origionally instituted in Ancient Greece. As such, the system was perfect, and ever since than, all of humanity's efforts have beem in attempt to reclaim the god-like eqaulity and freedom enjoyed by the citizens of ancient Athens.

Many democracies have constitutions which serve to justify whatever the fuck the government decides to do, similar to how many religious cults use religious scripture.