Why?:Bring snakes on planes?

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“We need more motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!!”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on bringing snakes on planes

“Ssss, sssss sss .... ssss s sss sssss sss ssss .... ...”

~ Snake on the planes

A passenger is enjoying his journey.

Imagine yourself on a plane from Melbourne to London, or Washington to Singapore, for about 12 - 14 hours on journey. On board, the stewards and stewardess will serve you, bring you some drinks and food. You can also watch on board entertainment like movies and games (if the headphone is working). If it is not working, you can walk down the aisle or visit the toilet to have some fun. However, you don't really have other things to do until the plane lands safely. Pretty boring, eh?

Well not anymore, thanks to Samuel L. Jackson. There is one thing you can do to heat up the atmosphere on board, making your journey more interesting, and you probably can meet Mr. Snake too. Yes, my friend, you know what I am talking about, Bring snakes on planes!!

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[edit] Why bring snakes?

There are millions of reasons, but due to limited space, only the true reasons are shown.

• Snakes make pilots stay awake, or at least make them awake during take-off and landing.
• To check whether there is someone in the toilet.
• They are useful to get things from your bags in the cabin.
• To check the presence of snake-masters.
• So you have something else to do rather than staring at the stewardess.
• Ask the snakes to try the meal, and drink.
• Snakes can smell danger (makes you aware of the real situation).
• Very good for shutting up annoying five-year-olds with... forever.
• A terrorist will probably think twice about suicide when he has a snake clamped to his crotch.
• Why not?!
• It's a part of a complete breakfast.
• They can swallow up to 10 babies at a time

[edit] Why not bring snakes?

• Airport security has no sense of humo(u)r.

• Nor do snakes.

• Snakes? On a Plane? Please. That is sooo 2006.
• Common sense.
• Snakes are above 2 metres, they are too long.
• They can eat you without chewing first.
• Snakes can go to your undies.
• Snakes can swallow babies whole.
• They can't feel the suspense.
• They can make a sexual encounter very displeasing

[edit] Conclusion

Travelling by plane is just so boring, with only few things you can do. For example, hiding in the toilet, visiting the cockpit, calling the stewards and pretending you are sleeping, walking around, watching movies, suicide bombing, killing people, screaming jihads, and all sorts of boring stuff. However, you can do one thing to make your journey unforgettable and brings pleasure too, which is bringing snakes on planes. Do consider the advantages and disadvantages of it.

Snakes and planes go together very well.