Why?:Climb Mount Everest?

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Why?
This article is part of Uncyclopedia's Why? series. See more Why's?

Hmm, look pretty high actually, maybe I will do the garden instead.

Mount Everest. To climb this behemoth is a triumph of the human spirit, or something nice like that. Located strategically in the middle of the Himalayas, a range of other very high mountains, it has long taunted humankind with its unreachable heights and tasty snow.

1 Why to
2 Why not to
3 Conclusion
4 See Also

[edit] Why to

Because I felt like it!
I don't wanna go to school today, just because it's there.

[edit] Why not to

My wife wants me to clean out the garage.

[edit] Conclusion

Bring your mittens. You probably won't need anything else, and you could go buck naked for all we care, but just to be safe, bring a scarf or something. Oh, and don't call your sherpa "sherpy." You might think it's a cute nickname, but it sends them into a raging bloodlust and they'll tear you limb from limb and return to the base camp with some lame story about "he fell and I couldn't save him." They totally get away with it. "Sherp" is OK, though. They like "sherp." They also like: "Sherpizzle", "Sherp Dog", "Sherp-Man", or any combination of previously listed.