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Obsessive-compulsive deletion
Socks AddictionWiki Rage
Assburger's syndrome
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Complexes

Wikipoleonic Complex
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“If you can't get into Heaven, go to WikiHeavenâ€

~ Oscar Wilde on WikiHeaven
The WikiHeaven logo.
The WikiHeaven logo.

WikiHeaven is the free afterlife that anyone can enter. It is a multireligious Web-based free-content paradise. WikiHeaven is built collaboratively by those who are and are not chosen. The project began at the Beginning of Time as a complement to the God-created Heaven.

It is operated by the Wikimedia Foundation under license from WikiGod.

Contents

[edit] What Is WikiHeaven Like?

Most contemporary scholars now believe that WikiHeaven is much like the Most Awesome Page Ever possessing an equal amount of awesomeness.

[edit] WikiRank

WikiHeaven is believed to be the 2nd largest Wiki, after Uncyclopedia, containing exactly 1 REALLY long article.

[edit] WikiLocation

WikiHeaven was originally supposed to be located at skytp://www.wikiheaven.god. However, due to the lower-than-expected reliability of the humans, the domain was left to expire. This was a major blow to those who wanted to enter WikiHeaven. Now, WikiHeaven founder WikiGod will decide the future URL of WikiHeaven, but many oppose a move to a subdomain.

[edit] Getting into WikiHeaven

Anyone can initially get into WikiHeaven, but all of the people who have entered WikiHeaven can evict other users if they do not meet the requirements for staying. Vigilant admins and also lesser users can revert any Vandalism and evict any users that abuse their priviliges to evict. WikiHeaven is built on the expectation that collaboration among users will improve the Paradise, in much the same way that Uncyclopedia develops.

[edit] WikiRequirements

To stay in WikiHeaven, you must be a registered user of Uncyclopedia and must live the Path specified in the Most Awesome Page Ever. Alternatively, you may get banned waging Holy War against the Heathens that the Most Awesome Page Ever has issued fatwahs against.

[edit] Methods of WikiEntry

Users can currently enter WikiHeaven through their Realm-Browsers (such as WikiMaozilla WikiFox). You may also enter WikiHeaven through your mobile WikiPhone if you do not die next to a personal WikiComputer. There has been much concern over the fact that people in developing countries do not have such luxuries, and WikiHeaven portals have been WikiPrinted by various WikiReligions.

[edit] WikiSista WikiProjects

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ConservapediaRationalWiki
LiberapediaIllogicopedia
CyclopediaKipedia

Wikidiseases

WikiphreniaWikipedepression
Wikipoleonic ComplexWikideath
Wikipersecution ComplexWikimania
Plague of WikipediaWikipedia syndrome

Wikidenizens

ChronarionStillwatersJimbo Wales
AdminsAdminses
AdministratorsWiki Administrators
Uncyclopedia Administrators
Wikipedia Monster

Other Wikitopics

WikiWikieseWikidemiaWikiSex
Talk pageDid You Know
The lore of majestick Wikiland
The Un-Wiki WarWikistitution
Wikipedia universeWikithug
Wiki MuleStroopwafel

WikiHistory

1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York

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[edit] People Who Have Gone to or Will Go to WikiHeaven

[edit] Have Already Gone

[edit] Will Go in the Future

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