Wikicities

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The unperson ~~Wikicities~~ never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.

Memories of ~~Wikicities~~ shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv.

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A home. What you get if you have a center of gravity.

Wikicities are the spiritual homes of Wiccans. When a group of people with common interests come together, they communicate their needs via telepathy and share their latest recipies. The earliest of the Wikicities dates back to 2044 BC in Northern Sumeria (now Saskatchewan) and was founded by Marshall Applewhite. He is revered in History for leading Numenor to victory against the Icy Hot Stuntaz, though losing an arm in the final battle when Dominic Toretto double crossed him and detonated his NOS supply. The alleged dispute was over the alleged Gold Chains of Power which were rumored lost and hidden after Mr. T's fall in Narnia.

[edit] The rebirth of wikis

After this victorious yet terrible battle, Applewhite renamed the people of Numenor: the people of Hale, after his favorite Hanson song. However, a resistance formed within the new sect of Hale and Applewhite was assassinated by Ann Coulter in 1994. Coulter posed as Applewhite, with a technique he learned from his second cousin, Jamie Gumb, she fitted his flesh and skin over her own and emerged as a dark lord. Koolaid based suicides and Nike's stock skyrocketed.

[edit] Other wikis

Just one of many rocks that can never become a home.

Without a cultural center of gravity, a wiki can have greater mass (distributed in thousands of articles), but each individual topic tends to be rather dry and desiccated.