Windex
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Windex is a popular drink in the United States and Europe, known for its distinctive transparent blue color and bitter aftertaste. In addition to being a popular drink, Windex has also been found to be an effective glass cleaner.
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[edit] Types of Windex
- Windex Original - The original blue drink. It has spawned many imitators, such as Pepsi Blue, WKD, and variants of Irn-Bru and Gatorade.
- Windex Mountain Berry - A berry flavored version of the original
- Windex No Drip - This variation is known for the foaming action when poured into a glass
- Windex Crystal Rain
- Windex Outdoor - Windex Outdoor is ideal for large outdoor parties, as it does not need to be refrigerated. It is usually sold in the bag-in-a-box format
- Windex Antibacterial - This lemon flavored version is popular due to its ability to cure some ailments
- Windex Vinegar
- Windex Lime Action - A lime flavored version of the original
- Diet Windex - A variation of Original Windex with half the calories and half the carbs.
- New Windex - An experimental product that supposedly tasted better than the original. It was later huffed and then discontinued.
- Windex Advanced Formula- Originally formulated from the odor of Peirce Brosman's pits, Windex Advanced formula, which was later recalled for certain health violations, was the first ever Windex energy drink
The popularity of Windex in the US has led to the generic use of the trademark for any similar product, including those marketed under different brands, or simply labelled, e.g., Blue soda.
Windex-like products typically contain sugars, alcohols, and some form of artificial coloring. The original modern Windex was colored a light, transparent shade of blue, but varieties are marketed today in a variety of colors and flavors, touting varieties such as vinegar and lemon juice. Windex usually comes in bottles, but it has also been sold in cans as well as at fountains. People can drink or huff Windex (huffing works best with the "spray cleaner" attachment), with the latter giving the user an intense feeling of well-being.
[edit] Product history
When Windex was first invented in 1933, it was essentially 100% alcohol, and as a flammable product, it had to be sold in metal bottle. When modern surfactants were introduced after World War II, the product was reformulated.
[edit] Rise of Windextor
Since Windex has become so popular a mad scientist named Professor Dexwin has created Windextor a powerful robot much like a transformer except it turns from a bottle of Windex to a robot. Windextor is responsible for over 6 million deaths which is called "The Windextor Holocaust". Windextor is still at large and Sir Dane Cook has offered 50 million Yen to anyone who provides information that helps capture this evil fiend.
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