Windows 2010/MSPL

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MSPL(Microsoft Programming Language) is a programming language created by "Microsoft" in a vain attempt to further their image as a badger-sodomizing cult. It comes with "Windows 2010". It's license allows only users with windows 2010(And anything else which may come with it) to use it. The language no longer comes with newer copies of Windows 2010 since the developers trashed it, so good luck finding a copy on eBay.

[edit] Installation

If you own a valid copy of Windows 2010 click start, then run, then type "cmd" then in the command line type "win2010users -permissions#compile" then click on your user, and then check off "Allow compiling for this user" then Press "OK" and close all other windows". You then have to click start, then run, then type "opts -e (DLLS/ALLOWED/mscompile.dll/, allow#=Y)". Last you must click start, then run, then programs, then click "install new programs", then click "MSPL", then a security window will open click "allow". You never have to do the above steps for this user again.

To run the program you must go to your desktop and then click "MSPL".

[edit] Common Problems

P. I get a message "mscompile.dll: Error 454311, PERMISSION ERR".
F. Click start, then run, then type "opts -e (DLLS/ALLOWED/mscompile.dll/, allow#=Y)".

P. I get a message "Win2010USR: Error 397540242, mscompile.dll#t5.call(YOURFILENAMEHERE)).
F. click start, then run, then type "cmd" then in the command line type "win2010users -permissions#compile" then click on your user, and then check off "Allow compiling for this user" then Press "OK" and close all other windows".

[edit] The language

The language the simple to learn just as much as the meaning of life, Time travel, and where the hell the pizza guy is.

Below is a programming code example:

 load(nothing);;
 display rexutidecimal_code:*(s4387765^%$:"|]7634\\\\\\);;
 access.allow ********virus_executepath: aaaaaaaa!vir32.exe;;
 DESTROY_CoMpUtEr ((type 2));;
 endYOUR_SHITTY_PROGRAM-0*9(;;;;;;

[edit] Awards

2012 programming awards: First free full edition programming language made by microsoft
2013 Annual We hate MS awards: First program that may actually be good

This page is part of the Microsoft Windows 2010 project. For more information, please see: User:Aldreneo/Windows 2010