Windows FireRed/LeafGreen
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“Clippy, I choose YOU!!â€
~ Soviet Trainer on Windows FireRed/LeafGreen
“Weee! I invented this Windows version, now unordinary and stupid! Mr. Gates.â€
~ May on Microsoft
Windows FireRed/LeafGreen it's a brand new console developed by Microsoft and Nintendo. Also it's a remake of the old Windows versions Windows Red and Windows Blue (a.k.a. Windows Blue Screen). This new version of Window, which will be released to the market as a console instead of a software, will include special editions of Microsoft's best-sold programs, like Wordpad and MS Paint with cameos of Nintendo's all-star characters, such as Rayman and R2D2. Windows FireRed/GreenLeaf will be released between Never and Ever.
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[edit] The New Generation of Windows
How does this work? You take your software, walk a bit anywhere (works better if you are outdoors) and... BAM! New viruses will attempt to get in your computer. You may choose to download these viruses, kill them off using already downloaded viruses or just run away like the dolt who don't know a shit about computers that you are. Yes, I'm talking to you, you $10,000 computer user who just uses it to chat in MSN and search for sex on Google.
[edit] Features
- Windows FireRed/LeafGreen will have different desktop themes and software included depending on its version.
- Windows FireRed/LeafGreen will allow you to view all 15,000+ bugs that have been incorporated into its system. Better stock up on those expensive 'PokeTollcallstomicrosoft!'
- 5,000 new bugs and viruses available for your system! Gotta catch 'em all!
- Viruses are compiled and storaged under the .PKMN format. Most popural virus is MISSIGNO.PKMN!
[edit] Hardware
Windows FireRed/LeafGreen will have no keyboard, instead, it will have a unique rectangle-like joy pad with every single key of the keyboard. There will be also the possibility of installing printing and scanning utilities and drivers. Unfortunately, there will be no ports for such things. Windows FireRed/LeafGreen will not use mice, instead it will use a mini version of this fancy carpet.
[edit] Software
[edit] Windows FireRed
- Charmander Explorer as Internet browser (or Mozilla Flareon).
- McChansey AntiVirus
[edit] Windows LeafGreen
- Bulbasaur Explorer as Internet browser (or Pokemon Safari).
- Dr. Oak AntiVirus
And more!
[edit] Both versions
- Farfetch'd Express as email client (or Mozilla Zapdos).
- Minesweeper Master League
- MS-PORYGON
- Pokemon Pinball
- Pellypessenger
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