Windows source code
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“The power to destroy an OS is insignificant compared to the power of The Source”
~ Darth Dollars on The Source
Considered by many the most useless piece of code ever written, Windows source code has more holes than your socks. In fact many are surprised that the persons responsible yet haven't created a rip in the space time continuum, sucking in all available computer-power together with the physical space on your hard drive. Some claim that this has already happened.
#include <iostream.h>
#include <vengeance.h>
#include <world/domination.h>
#include <monopoly.h>
#include <evil.h>
#define DEVELOPERS 93703927540
#define EVERYTHING NULL
int main(EVERYTHING,EVERYTHING)
{
Win32KillMethod MSKill™("Torture","MAX");
int world_domination;
while(true)
{
Win32Kill(DEVELOPERS)
Win32TakeOver(EVERYTHING);
}
world_domination = 0; // this part will
return world_domination; // never be reached
}
-code snippet from the source (private\windows\killall.cpp). - Proof
[edit] More Windows Source Code
- Currently Viewing \private\windows\killall.cpp
- \private\windows\evil.h
- \private\windows\win31.h
- \private\windows\v\4.90\src.cpp
- \private\windows\crash.h
