Winter solstice
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[edit] winter solstice
winter solstice is an atheist holiday and is considered by many as the ultimate holiday. It is held on a varying day in decembere but is often celebrated in june when winter is its coldest. Even thought it is an atheist holiday it is often celebrated by communists, satanists, racists gay people and the occasional emo as well. The holiday its self is all about the glorification of atheism satan nazism gayness and komunism and can be celebrated in a variety of ways(see below).there have been sevral ripoffs of winter solstice over the years such as hannaka christmas and of course kwanzaa.
[edit] how to celibarte
A typical winter solstice is celebrated of course by doing drugs and worshiping satan. However no winter solstice would be complete without an ethnic cleansing of your local neighborhood to insure the purity of the aryan race.A public mass suicide is sometimes done in citys with large numbers of people who celebate. another way to celebrate is to go to compton and make fun of black people and then following it up by laughing at mexicans in east L.A. .The most important thing all winter solstices must have is ass fucking contest.
[edit] who inveted winter solstice
being the most perfect holiday of all winter solstice was invented by nazi party members Ronald Mcdonald,Adolf hitler and his best friend George Dubya Bush. They origanally planned it to be june 6 but changed it to in december to piss people off since its part of the holiday season now. Hitler originally didn't want the ethnic cleansing to be part of the holiday but george bush insisted.
