Wonderlic test

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“There have been reports that I received a score of three on my Wonderlic test. This could be no further from the truth. I got a five.”

~ Oscar Wilde on his Wonderlic performance at the NFL combine

“Yea, I gots a six, nobody ever learned me how to read so I brokes the pencil, tooks out the lead, and rubbed it on the paper, and hoped I gets a good score.”

~ Vince Young on his Wonderlic performance at the NFL combine

Due to his abnormally low Wonderlic score of 6, Vince Young is now considered by most NFL scouts to be undraftable - note how his limited standarized test-taking ability hinders his natural athletic ability

The Wonderlic Personnel Test is a standardized test developed by Dick Butkus, phD in 1987 as a way to test football players on the crucial dimension of intelligence. While some have criticized the Wonderlic as being too hard for typical football players, experts agree that the Wonderlic is indeed a standardized test.

[edit] Example of Wonderlic Questions

One sheet of paper costs 10 cents. How many sheets of paper can you get for 40 cents?

a) 12

b) Texas Longhorns

c) 4

d) All of the above

Jason is three years older than his sister. Jason is 40 years old. How old was his sister 3 years ago?

a) All of the above

b) 34

c) All of the above

d) All of the below

There are 40 people in a room, each one has 5 dollars. How much money is in the room?

a) $200

b) Mack Brown

c) Enough, if multiplied by one million, to pay for Alex Rodriguez's latest contract.

d) $5

Each of these questions were on the Wonderlic, and Vince Young still fucked up. He chose b, e, and c, respectively, explaining why he got a 6/50.

[edit] Wonderlic Grading Scale

45-50 Compotent 35-44 Can read and perform calculations 25-34 Can read and comprehend 10-24 Can read, barely 5-9 You's a dumbass 0-4 Vince Young

[edit] Why Vince Young still performed well in the NFL

When trying to read the playbook, coach Jeff Fisher decided to associate each play with colors or shapes. Square was drop back, find nobody open, and run like a bunch of people with spears are chasing you. Circle was give ball to the guy behind you. Triangle was throw the ball to someone on your own team.