Word wrap
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“NOBODY PADS MY NOTE!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Notepad
“What do you mean I have to note my pads?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Notepad
| Word Wrap is an international conspiracy held by all writing software (predominantly Notepad) that enforces that people are too stupid to scroll long distances to read text. It is the beginning of the machines taking over... Notepad was the first and it spawned Wordpad, which presented a nicer interface but ultimately wanted to lure people into a false sense of security to outwit them with its word wrapping skills... Also, the government transported secret messages to each other using this part of the document, knowing that no one in their left mind would ever read it. |
