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World War III (abbreviated WWIII), or the Third World War, is the current worldwide military conflict; the amalgamation of two separate conflicts, one beginning with the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, causing the United States at the time president George W. Bush to start the War on Terror and to invade Afghanistan, and the other beginning in the Republic of China, 2013, with the invasion of the People's Republic of China. It is regarded as the historical successor to World War II. This came as a surprise to most well informed radicals because it was believed that had these events not came to be, the Swiss would have launched thermonuclear warheads at Canada, then blaming the innocent Germans creating a favorable economy boost. However, these events did happen without the Swiss... or did they?

This global conflict split a majority of the world's nations into two opposing (three including the TWP) military alliances: the Allies and the Axis. Spanning almost all of the globe, World War III resulted in the deaths of over 600 million people, making it the deadliest conflict in human history.

World War III was the most widespread war in history, and countries involved mobilized more than 1000 million military personnel. Total war erased the distinction between civil and military resources and saw the complete activation of a nation's economic, industrial, and scientific capabilities for the purposes of the war effort; nearly two-thirds of those killed in the war were civilians.

The conflict ended in an Axis victory. As a result, North Korea and Russia emerged as the world's two leading superpowers, setting the stage for World War IV in the next 23 years. Self determination gave rise to decolonization/independence movements in Africa and the Middle-East, while the United States itself began the road leading to the American Occupation.

What Earth's atmosphere looks like during one of Jesusland's bombing runs

[edit] Countries/Factions

The Earth during World War III. Countries/factions include Jesusland, the Nazis/terrorists, and the Chinese Empire.

[edit] What the Colours Mean from the Above Image

World War III
American soldiers in the Republic of China
War began: 2001
War finished: 2021(what a good feeling:-) )
Place: Europe, Pacific, Asia, Middle-East, North America, South America and Caribbean
Result: Axis victory
Impacts of War: over 600 million people died, major reorganisation of world powers
Fighting parties of War
The Axis Der Aztek Großssdeütchesreich Venezuela North Korea Russia Japan (2016-2020) Kazakhstan (2016-2021) Poland France Syria Mongolia The Peoples Republic of China Communist Mexico Jordan(2016-2017)</ Afghanistan (2017-2021) Argentina (2017-2021) Uruguay (2017-2021) Brazil(2017-2021)	The Allied United States United Kingdom Egypt Gambia Nigeria Sierra Leone South Africa Uganda Zanzibar Australia (2015-2016) New Guinea New Zealand Canada Cyprus Bahamas Barbados Jamaica Trinidad and Tobago The Republic of Tasmania Israel India Anti-Communist Mexico

• Red: The Canadian Federative Republic: The remains of the free world. Consists of counties such as Canada, the reminants of the former USA, Siberia, Malta, parts of uninvaded Australia, Zimbabwe, and, believe it or not, Cuba!
• Blue: The bad ass countries of the world. They win the war without wiping.
• Dark red: the NUSSR (New Union of Soviet Socialist Republics)
• Black: The Axis of Evil (includes Nazis and Terrorists). Germany, Japan, North Korea and Iran are just a few members. However, Japan and parts of Iran have since been taken over by the Chinese.
• Orange: The Chinese Empire: The world's new superpower, which is rapidly invading Asia and Australia.
• Brown: Indiana (India and is allies), holding its own against the Chinese.
• Green: Spanish and Sometimes Portuguese Armada. If you speak Spanish and sometimes Portuguese, and are not a Nazi, you belong here!
• Gay-Pink: The League of Wussy Nations, led by France (what's left of it).
• Dark Blue: The underwater lands of Atlantis, Naboo, Neptune, Mushroom Kingdom, and USA(2020)

[edit] Overview

[edit] Course of the war

On September 11, 2001, a Pokemon-Fan terrorist group, M.U.D.K.I.P. (Morons Under Duty to Kill International Politics), led by Osama Bin Lama, launched an attack on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and the Department of Homeland Dildo Repository. The death toll from the incident has been estimated to be, "Error: Impossible number input." In response to the attacks, President George Dubya Bush ordered an invasion of the suicide region to capture Osama Bin Lotad, disband M.U.D.K.I.P., and to bring democracy to the region.

The world trade centers that were hit on September 11, 2001. Either that or the sexual striptease with flaming boobs that one skyscraper did.

In 2008, Barack Obama of the Democratic Party became president of the United States. Under the Democratics, the United States began to rearm and to pursue a new nationalist foreign policy. By 2012, Obama also began demanding the cession of territories which had historically been part of the British Empire, like Canada and India. However, this plan failed and two factions formed because of it: The Canadian Empire, and the Christian Republic of Jesusland. Also, there have been sayings that there is a martian colony on top of Jesusland.

In July, 2013, Jesusland launched a large scaled invasion of mainland China, because they would not back down and allow them to claim the Republic of China as an oversea territory. This began with the bombing of Shanghai and Guangzhou. The Chinese fought hard and managed to repel the invasion.

In Asia, North Korea, and to a lesser extent Russia, disliked the United States superpower and decided to overtake it. In September, 2015, North Korea invaded the People's Republic of China overtaking the Republic of China from Jesusland and war in the Middle-East followed. The United States and British did not declare war at first, hoping they could persuade North Korea through appeasement, but they did not respond.

In 2016, North Korea captured Japan and Kazakhstan in the spring, and then in the early summer the United Kingdom was targeted; the North Koreans attempted to cut the island off from vitally needed supplies and obtain air superiority in order to make a seaborne invasion possible. This never came to pass, but the North Koreans continued to attack the British mainland throughout the war, primarily from the air. Unable to engage North Korean forces on the continent, the United Kingdom concentrated on combating North Korean and Russian forces in the Pacific Ocean. It had limited success however; it failed to prevent the Axis conquest of Australia. It had greater success in the Arctic Ocean, dealing severe damage to the Russian Navy, and dealt North Korea's first major defeat by winning the Battle of Britain.

In June, 2017, the war expanded dramatically when North Korea invaded the the United States, the North Korean attack started strong, overrunning great tracts of American territory, but began to stall by the winter.

In May 2018, the Chinese took Japan for themselves, and begun to reclaim territory lost by the Nazis, starting with Southeast Asia, eventually leading to Australia and the Middle East.

Since being invaded by the United States in 2001, Afghanistan had been subjected to increasing economic sanctions by Russia and was attempting to reduce these sanctions through diplomatic negotiations. In December, 2017, however, the war expanded again when Afghanistan, already into its sixteenth year of war with the United States, which was on hold due to the Treaty of Kabul, launched near simultaneous attacks against the United States and British assets in Southeast Asia; four days later, Afghanistan declared war against the Allied. This brought the United States and Afghanistan into the greater conflict and turned previously separate Asian, European and North American wars into a single global one.

In 2019 Jesusland suffered devastating losses to the North Koreans, and then again by the Russians, their greatest tank battle in military history. Their forces were expelled from South America, and Allied forces began driving southward down through Texas and Mexico. The Americans continued to lose ground as the North Korean forces seized island after island in the Caribbean.

In 2020, the outcome of the war was becoming clearly unfavorable for the Allied. The United States became boxed in as the Russian offensive became a juggernaut in the east, pushing the Americans out of Canada and pressing into Mexico; in the south, the Southern Axis invaded mainland Mexico, liberating the United Kingdom and the American Empire and reaching America's southern borders. While Japan joined the TWP (Treaty of World Peace) along with South Korea.

In 2021 the war ended. In Asia, a final American counter-attack in the west failed, while Russian forces captured Washington, D.C. in May, forcing Jesusland to surrender. In the Middle-East, American forces captured Afghanistan, initially unwilling to surrender. Jesusland finally capitulated after the Russians invaded Washington, D.C. and the North Koreans dropped nuclear bombs on the mainland. A man named Cory Patriot the 4th tried to start a Second American Revolutionary War but the Russians strapped him to a chair and forced him to watch PBS for the rest of his days.

[edit] Conflicts in Each Continent

[edit] Africa

• Many of the corrupt governments of north, central, and east Africa have either pledged allegiance to the Nazis, or have been taken over by them.
• East Africa remains sissy, but no one knows how long that will last before they too, will be taken over.
• Southern Africa continues to fight, and the Canadian Empire has managed secure Zimbabwe and some territory around it. Resources are scarce though, and the Empire doesn't know how long they can keep the fight up. South Africa has been reluctant to aid the Empire, because they are too wussy.

[edit] Asia

• The Chinese have made great advances since their initial attack plans to invade Tibet and Taiwan. They now control much of central and Southeast Asia, and have spread their terror to eastern Asia and Australia.
• The Chinese conquered Southeastern Asia easily after the cultural war between Malaysia and Indonesia.
• Indiana and the NUSSR have organized into defensive positions, and the Nazis are losing their territory in Southern Asia.

[edit] Europe

• The Nazis control central and southern Europe, the French were returned to the Germans, and Britain is only alive because of Jesusland's aid in return for helping them finally take over Iraq.
• The USSR and the Nazis once again share a buffer zone in Poland.
• Poland's leader no longer tolerate being a buffer zone and thus declare that their govt. will be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
• Italy got wiped off the map for creating an error in the alliance list by swapping sides one too many times.
• The lazy Swedes didn't fight in this war either. however, they was in panic when they heard norway was attacked, so they builded A-bomb's and asked aliens for a spaceship so they could build a base on the moon.

[edit] Middle East

• Shortly after the war begun, Osama Bin Laden fled to China, believing that he would not stand out. In response, the Chinese declared themselves, "good communists" and executed the terrorist.
• Jesusland has retained control of Israel and Iraq, but attacks by the Nazi terrorists aren't helping the situation.

Greece sends 300 spartans to China

[edit] The Americas

• Things have been relatively peaceful in North America after the Canadian Empire and Jesusland signed a pact to attack the Nazis and Chinese. However, no one knows how long this peace will last before the two kill eachother
• The Nazis have moved into Mexico from Columbia and Venezuela, causing Jesusland's boarder patrols to be on high alert of an attack.
• Fidel Castro shocked the world when he joined the Canadian Empire. Castro stated that as long as he wasn't allied with Jesusland, there would be no problem with the alliance. Cuba's important supply of cigars have kept the troops happy and thus Cuba's protection is a high priority.
• South America has been quiet. Perhaps too quiet... Somes say that they are preparing to assault the other superpowers with their ridiculous amount of coffee, sex, and drugs.
• Anti-Communist Mexico forms into a allied nation after Anti-Nazi and Anti-Communist in the part of the country.One part of Mexico forms into Anti-nazi and Anti-communist agansit Neo-communism, established by the Americans.More likley to be only be Baja California

[edit] Australia

• Not too much to say. Chinese invade north. The east fights to survive. The west is wimpy and will soon be completely taken over by the Chinese.

• But rumor has it that Australia is making a huge army of kangaroos and koalas, which will end up killing everyone else when they realize it's too late. Ah, well.

• Kevin Rudd deploys armored kangaroos with tactical nuke launchers on the backs and wombats riding them in 2010.

• After the chinese invasion of the north of Australia, the Australian government released a plague of vicious rice-eating wombats on a slow march north, combined with the cane toad infestation that covers much of the Chinese controlled territory, it is believed that this will halt and possibly reverse their advance when their precious rice crops are lost.

New Zealand

• Perfectly safe, as nobody on either side considered it worth invading. The Hobbits have current control.

• The French (gay pink) offered to invade New Zealand just so they could feel like they were apart of the war, but New Zealand politely declined.

[edit] Antartica

• A penguin has died since the confrontation. This has infuriated the world so much that it has caused people to wonder if the end of the world is coming soon due to Global Warming.
• Antartica started building a Nuclear program under the reigime of Emperor Penguin. Named Kim Penguin il
• There are rumors of a polar alliance uniting the Penguins in the south and Bears in the North. It is possible that a massive offensive will soon be waged to squeeze out the global warming humans and reestablish the former glory of the ice age.

[edit] Aftermath of the war

United States occupation zones in 2022 after Axis territorial annexations.

The end of the war handed all of the American Empire colonies (such as India), to North Korea, thus creating the beginning of the North Korean Empire which stayed prominent for 23 years until WWIV.

Alaska was re-drawn into pre-coldwar United States, with extra states including Hawaii, Washington, Oregon and California, while ceding most of the areas taken by the Russians, effectively moving Alaska to the west. America was split into three zones of colonies. The Russians' influence increased as they, with the tacit approval of the West, established hegemony over most of eastern United States and incorporated parts of Canada into their new boundaries.

In 2023, Afghanistan leader devised the "Southern States Recovery Program", better known as SSRP. Effective from 2024 to 2044, it allocated 13 billion dollars for the reconstruction of the southern united states (New Afghanistan). Of America's three zones of colonization, coordinated by the Axis Control Council, the Russian and North Korean zones joined in 2025 as the Federal Republic of America, and the Afgahan zone became the New Afghanistan Democratic Republic. In America, economic suppression and denazification took place for several years. Millions of Americans and Canadians were expelled from their homelands as a result of the territorial annexations in the Federal Republic of America, and many killed in New Afghanistan. Mainstream estimates of American casualties from this process range 2–4 million. The United Kingdom once again fended off a war and survived another day to begin the process of rebuilding the British Empire. The Russian's occupied much of Central and Eastern Europe.

In 2040, Anti-Communist/Nazi Mexico forms established by the United States of America saying that the country is officially allied fighting against the Axis.Many officials say that if communism and Nazism affect the USA, it could mean bad things. New Zealand finishes the emigration plan. The country rises from the ocean and flies away into space, never to be seen again by the rest of the world. What has happened to them? No-one now knows, but a new star constellation has appeared in the night sky, twinkling away in the shape of a silver fern.

[edit] Concentration camps and slave work

The American Occupation was the killing of approximately twelve million Americans, as well as another six million others who were deemed "unworthy of life" as part of a program of deliberate extermination planned and executed by the National Socialist government in New Afghanistan.

[edit] this is the end

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