World War Revolution

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“Ja, Ich Bin Tote, aber Ich Mag Der Tanzen!”

~ Adolf Hitler on World War Revolution!

“Dance, you stalinist pig, Dance! ”

~ Oscar Wilde on World War Revolution!

“Ich bin der winner, Charleston! ”

~ Joseph Stalin on World War Revolution!

“Hilter says I'm too fat to play!”

~ Winston Churchill on World War Revolution!

“I Surrender, Don't Hurt Me!”

~ Albert Lebrun,(president of France) on World War Revolution!

“I've covered this war.”

~ Frank West on World War Revolution

World World War Revolution!
Stalin and Hitler in the first WWR! Dance off. Hitler leads by one point.
Developer	Joseph_Stalin
Release Date	with an icepick?
Genre	Communist Uprising.
Platforms	pillar/cardboard box/milk crate/Opression of the masses
Rating	PRIVATEER
Would Estelle Getty play it?	Hell Yes!

World War Revolution!: The dance-off for Russia is a computer game in which the goal is to win the motherland russia by coordinated dancing on a mat to the chants of the opressed proleteriat.

1 Origin
2 World War Revolution! through history
3 World War Revolution! - Current Games
4 Related Articles

[edit] Origin

the game was devised originally by the Axles of Elvis (made up of Germany, Pac-Land and Japan) and the Alloy Wheels (made up of Britain, France, America, Mushroom Kingdom, Russia to break the deadlock of fighting on the eastern front, because everyone was, quite frankly, bored, cold, eating boots, and dead.

Ther first "dance-off" took place in or around 1942, featuring Stalin and Hitler dancing off to the rousing melodies of each others national anthems. Hitler won that round, and thus stalin allowed him to advance into russia until the next year of competition. Because the complicated machinery broke for the next year, there was a gap, and the next dance off would not be until late 1944, where the stakes were doubled. Stalin scored a flawless victory, forcing hitler to capitulate, thus allowing russia to take Berlin.

[edit] World War Revolution! through history

Many different versions of the game have been released, with one of the most popular: Civil War Revolution:Give me My Land Back appearing in many african continents, as well as the middle east and the far east.

One of the most memorable, and long fought series of Civil War Revolution was the United_ States-Vietnam series, which, after a decade of hard-fighting dance offs leading to a draw between the two players, lead to the US, with its low attention span, and sore boots, giving up and going home, leading 'Nato to claim victory on a technicality.

Top Fact!
Robert Mugabe is one of the worlds leading players of Civil War Revoulution

[edit] World War Revolution! - Current Games

There are several games in progress today around the world, with the UN hosting several of the games on a regualr basis. Recently finished was a game between Iraq and the US and UK, called Invasion War Revolution!:Boogie for Baghdad! which resulted in a marginal victory for Tony Blair.

Currently running is the dance off between the Taliban and a dance troupe called "Nato" playing a version of Civil war Revolution: extreme!: party for the poppy fields

there are also other games in the african region.

The author of this stub freely admits being a slacker who is too lazy to follow the idea through to its painful conclusion.
Do it yourself if you can be arsed.