World War VI

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about World War VI. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

“I've covered this war.”

~ Frank West on World War 6

The 6th World War was a conflict between Kids Next Door and the Adults that lasted 27 years and took the lives of 6.7 billion people. There were 10,000,000,000 people in the World at this time. 67% of the world's populants died. Most likely from too many Chicken Fries from Burger King.

The events of World War V have lead the surviviors to youranus where world war VI is about to begin. Rumored to co-star in the film are the Clingons

[edit] Opening Stages

All this child vs Adult stuff was Propaganda intended to stop the kids shitting themselves, The outcome of World War VI has yet to be known...

World War VI began with the invasion of Iceland by Kids Next Door Forces. Soon, the goverments of the UAC met in a bunker near Tokyo, Japan and decided that if the attack on the Northern Islands persists, all of Europe will eventually fall. A large fleet under Admiral Caby McDonald stalled the offensive, until operation BEAVER (Boys Eadeaver an Attack, Venerable Euros Reatreat) was launched. Within 4 days, the Faroes and Shetlands fell.

[edit] The British Attack of 2076

By now, King Donald IV Sutherland of the UK was in a nervous breakdown, as within a matter of time, Great Britian will fall to KNDR forces. Ordering every city to be burned, Donald moved the Capital to Gibualtar, he abdicated and the Prince, Constatine, became Constantine IV. After 1 year of waiting Constatine rebuilt the cities of Britain with the help of (non)replicating nanobots.

See the situation of the war go to: [[1]]