World War XI 1/2

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“World War Eleven and a Half? Isn't that a bit cliché?”

~ Your Mom on World War XI 1/2

“Aren't you supposed to be working?”

~ Your Boss on Swiss Cheese

“I can't believe I got killed by that grue.”

~ Oscar Wilde on World War 11.5

“I've covered this war.”

~ Frank West on World War 11.5

“This war goes up to 11”

~ Spinal Tap on WWXI1/2

World War XI 1/2
One of the many Super AIDS-ridden CATS clones.There called KITLERS
War began: 2224
War finished: 2277
Place: The World
Result: DOGS R. wins!
Impacts of War: Cheez Whiz invented
Fighting parties of War
US USA	Other folks Empire of Cheetos The Cat People Finland

1 Preamble
2 Start
3 Involvement Of The Cat People
4 George Lucas
5 Transcript
6 Outcome of World War XI 1/2

[edit] Preamble

World War XI 1/2, also referred to as Apple iTunes, was a war that took place in AD 2101. However, due to the number of references to the Tennis Videogame (NES), World War XI 1/2 was determined to be Copyleft Infringement, and was then suffocated. The date was changed to Negative AD 2101.

[edit] Start

“Brokeback Mountain was a favorite of mine”

~ Frank West on Brokeback Mountain, I guess

The reason World War XI.5 happened is because some idiot named John Crapper who invented the toilet, stole a time machine and brought Mussolini from 1943 to the present. Mussolini wanted to be president of the ever-dominating United States (He likes power). He took the time machine and force Richard Nixon to help him overthrow Hitler in 2224. Hitler refused to give up his 159-year presidency for nothing. So Mussolini forced Pope John XXIV to give up the Vaticanactua Empire (Formerly know as Northern Africa, the Middle East, and Southern Europe) to create the Empire of Cheetos. He appointed Tony Hawk as Vice President. Only July 4, 2224, The Empire of Cheetos nuke the United States' territory of Andes (formerly known as Chile and Argentina). The last remaining beer factory exploded, and polluted the Pacific Ocean. Hitler decided to send Albert Einstein to Japan and capture the Cat people.

[edit] Involvement Of The Cat People

World War XI 1/2 is recorded in the history books (not really) as being one of the most interesting wars to ever take place. CATS, the Advanced Degenerative Ocular Myopia Practicioner, was seen IN COLORVISION, right inside people's homes. The Cat People send a e-mail to Paul Newmon to tell Hitler that he should surrender. Hiter thought this was lame, so he nuked Finland. Finland was currently owned by renewed-Communist Russia (2219) and Norway.

[edit] George Lucas

“I've covered this war, you know.”

~ Frank West interrupting

World War XI 1/2 wasn't technically a world war, because it can be played at any time inside your Sega Genesis. However, it cannot be played inside a Sega Genesis. CATS' side is infamous for cloning mexican llamas and cheese, then altering the genetic paint-by-numbers guide to transform them into Super AIDS-ridden CATS.

[edit] Transcript

This top-secret military Cheetos bag was stolen from Black Jesus.

Mussolini: We get signal !!
Hitler: What !!
Cats: How are you gentleman !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us !!
Cats: You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time !!
Black Jesus: What you talkin' about, foo?
Black Jesus: I'ma kill you with mah secksy power.
Mussolini: What !!
Cats: For great religion !!
Adam West: z0mg $t@rt t3h r3@kt0r!!!

This transcript is believed to be edited by the following important officials:

Oscar Wilde - "What? Not now, fool, I'm drinking Jolt Cola."
Albert Einstein - "Vot deed yoo sai? I ahm a Gurmun."
Tony Hawk - "Uh, yeah....um...I think it looks all...weird..."

Nobody has presented a counter-argument yet. And Tony Hawk is regarded as one of the best minds in the scientific topic of Gothskaterology.

[edit] Outcome of World War XI 1/2

The picture shows a Grue, which is a short brown creature that originated in Darkness. Their leader, Travis III, declared Hitler a liar and sent him to the future. Ben Franklin's ghost came over the Empire of Cheetos, and with a bomb, he nuked Rome. Mussolini lived and went to Hell. He had a meeting with Satan asking him to end the war so they can play monopoly for the rest of eternity. Satan demanded he be the Boot, the Dog or the Iron. Mussolini passed go, collected 200 Euros, and took a chance card. The chance card said "You win".

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