Worm
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Worms are small tubular animals, much like a a snake, but it has no scales, no bones, no teeth and they cannot read or scare people as much. Worm poison is 10 times more powerful than any snake poison. This number is suspiciously coincidential with the fact that only 10% of snakes are not poisonous, making them the coolest living creature in the "History of Cool Creatures Volume 2" by Charles "The Snake" Darwin. Worms go well on waffles.
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[edit] The Tatzelwurm
The Tatzelwurm a reptilian, half cat, half worm, half life 2. Measures about six feet in length, and has two front legs with giant sharp claws. It is said to be a nazi worm who lives in germany and the alps, it also breathes deadly fumes that can kill people.
[edit] The Mongolian Death Worm
The Mongolian Death Worm is a type of worm that lives in the Mongolian Gobi Desert. It kills about 30000 mongolians every year, including Genghis Khan. Its also sometimes called Allghoi Khorkoi which literally mean "blood filled intestine worm". It is attracted by the color yellow, and it can shoot deadly corrosive acid and bolts of lightning. Only this worm has the power to fight a shark.
Despite the large number of people that this worm is said to kill each year, Pommy scientists are even going all out to try and FIND this worm. Spending more than a month in the gobi desert, these are most definitely the most STUPID scientist about, looking for something that looks like the intestines of a cow and being half as deadly.
This worm is said to be able to generate enough electricity to kill a full-blown cow.
During his childhood, Chuck Norris actually took on the Mongolian Death Worm. He is the only "Human" to have ever taken on this fabeled creature (i.e. cow intestine) and lived.
[edit] Do worms have teeth?
No, worms have no teeth. Sharks however have many, many teeth among many other superpowers like razor skin, super senses, underwater breathing, electric powers and Shark-Ray Vision.
[edit] How do Worms Dig? Is it with their teeth?
No...they eat it by use of their asses
[edit] Then How?
Worms dont really dig. they just eat dirt. Mainly they just eat on one side and crap on the other. This is the reason why some people,(like Hitler) believe the Earth is either hollow, or filled with worm shit.
[edit] Shark dietary habits
In contrast to Sharks, worms eat mainly earth, dirt, rocks, concrete, and occasionally hair. their favorite kind of hair is the hair from big rabbitS who belong to women, hence the expression: "The Worm is eating her hare´s hair!!!" commonly used by mongolians who live in the desert, as will be explained later or not.
Shark´s main diet consists on humans. Contrary to what most would think, sharks dislike the taste of surfers, they just taste them and then kill them in a blind attack of rage due to bad taste. Much like your taste if you are still reading.
Sharks prefer to eat little children, sunbathing girls, and Republicans. Great White Sharks often disguise themselves as humans in other to eat the food Tina!, however their human costumes are lame since they look too white, specially the great white shark, who looks bigger and Blacker. The only sighting of non-disguised landsharks is on the set of saturday night live.
[edit] Did You Said Blacker?
Yes, Im glad you asked. Great Whites look blacker, but only slightly blacker, like Michael Jackson is blacker than an albino blacker. In fact Michael Jackson is great white shark in disguise, the shark assumed his identity after eating the real Michael Jackson. (Who was black)
[edit] The Worm Wars
Worm wars have existed always, proof if this is Worms: Armaggedon. The only thing that can kill an angry worm is another worm, among many other things, including Sharks, Bombs and Eva Longoria.
[edit] Varieties of worms
Varieties of worms are all lame. except for alghoi korkoi, also known as Uncycloworm in crappy, countries populated by morons, such as the United States of A.
