Worst 100 Colors of all time

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100. April Fools Jokes
99. Bands
98. Cars
97. Celebrity Endorsements
96. Children's Books
95. Colours
94. Computer Games
93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
92. Direct-to-Video Movies
91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
90. Firefox extensions
89. Food
88. Football variants
87. Inventions
86. Lists
85. Locations
84. Look alikes
83. Make Out Songs
82. Money Making Schemes
81. Movies
80. Nonexistent Words
79. Numbers
78. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
77. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
76. Pick-up lines
75. Pokemon Cash-Ins
74. Porn Movies
73. Porn Stars
72. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
71. Reasons to become a Christian
70. Reflections on 2005
69. Reflections on 2006
68. Reflections on 2007
67. Reflections on 2008
66. Remakes
65. Restaurants
64. Ringtones
63. Self Help Books
62. Sequels
61. Sexual Perversions
60. Short Poems
59. Sitcom Catchphrases
58. Songs
57. Songs about Seagulling
56. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
55. Songs To Have Sex To
54. Spinoffs
53. Suicide Ideas
52. Superheroes
51. Things
50. Things to do during Christmas
49. Things to Put In An IV
48. Things to say on a First Date
47. Things to Stick your Dick in
46. Toys
45. TV Programs
44. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43. Video Game Movies
42. Video Game Systems
41. Ways to be Circumcized
40. Ways to Deliver Bad News
39. Ways to Die (Best)
38. Ways to Die (Worst)
37. Ways to Start a Novel
36. Ways to Win an Argument
35. Wonders of the World

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1 100 to 91
2 90 to 81
3 80 to 71
4 70-60
5 60-51
6 50-41

[edit] 100 to 91

100. A light shade of EVIL
99. The color of your sister's hair, which I gently brush out of her face on a regular basis.
98. Poop brown.
97. L4s4r r3d.
96. Blellow- a mixture of blue and yellow.
95. Anything preceeded by the word awesome, e.g. awesome blue.
94. 3d3d blueredbluered..
93. That color that drove millions to insanity when first unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. The color that was unearthed from a deep coastal site off the dead sea. The color that callously murdered thousands of innocent virgins in cold blood. The Godless color that destroyed the nation. That's right, orange.
92. Colours.
91. #AAAAAA!

[edit] 90 to 81

90. PSP black.
89. DS silver.
87. A sort of splurgey vomit. It's kind of hard to describe.
86. Uncyclopedia logo tan.
85. The color wikipedia^{[citation needed]}.
84. The color of an Orangey Reddish Bluey Gray Poop after eating Mushrooms, viewed while still under the influence of said mushrooms.
83. Greenish purple.
82. Wii white.
81. The colors in this picture

[edit] 80 to 71

80. One day I was walking down the road and do you know what I saw? Purple. It sucked.
79. Dammit, I'm just still so mad at that freaking bollocks purple. Oh right, uh... pink.
78. British colour.
77. Um, Your Mom? Sorry, It's hard to pad these out to a hundred.
76. A color for dreams.

A color for happiness.

A color...for murder.

75. *Insert racism*

73. Invisible (see 74).
72. Blork - black gone horribly wrong.
71. Wildor. It's the only Oscar Wilde endorsed color! Only ¥22.96! BUY BUY BUY!

[edit] 70-60

70. floogojuesw - Half Floog and *almost* half O but with a slight pinch of Juesw.
69. Unblue - It's Blue, just with added Un.
68. The color of Your Mom. Again.
67. The color of This Guy.
666. Black Sabbath.
66. Aqua-Marine.
65. The colors of Your Mom and This Guy conceiving you.
64. Anal-pink.
63. Prostate-brown.
62. Gan-green.
61. Purplellow.

[edit] 60-51

60. Fecch (looks exactly as it sounds).
59. Underwear stain yellow.
58. Asphyxiation blue.
57. Kitten huffing orange - It fucks you up real good!
56. Redrum.
55. Off-white- Possibly the least interesting color ever invented.
54. Sorry, I forgot Magnolia. My mistake.
53. Michael Jackson - starts off black and turns white over time.
52. Used tampon red.
51. Hitler kakhi.

[edit] 50-41

50. Internal bleeding purple.
49. Some more of Your Mom. There's plenty of her to go around, believe me.
48. The color that blu-tack and chewing gum go when dropped/spat on the street and stamped in.
47. As #48, but with the word "street" replaced with the word "carpet".
46. As #47, but with the word "street" replaced with the word "gum".
45. Ketchup color.
44. Mustard color.
43. Brown Sauce color.
42. The color of those large, friendly letters on the cover of the galaxy's favorite book.
41. An amalgamation of Ketchup color, Mustard color, and Brown Sauce color.