Worst 100 Numbers of All Time

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100. April Fools Jokes
99. Bands
98. Cars
97. Celebrity Endorsements
96. Children's Books
95. Colours
94. Computer Games
93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
92. Direct-to-Video Movies
91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
90. Firefox extensions
89. Food
88. Football variants
87. Inventions
86. Lists
85. Locations
84. Look alikes
83. Make Out Songs
82. Money Making Schemes
81. Movies
80. Nonexistent Words
79. Numbers
78. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
77. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
76. Pick-up lines
75. Pokemon Cash-Ins
74. Porn Movies
73. Porn Stars
72. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
71. Reasons to become a Christian
70. Reflections on 2005
69. Reflections on 2006
68. Reflections on 2007
67. Reflections on 2008
66. Remakes
65. Restaurants
64. Ringtones
63. Self Help Books
62. Sequels
61. Sexual Perversions
60. Short Poems
59. Sitcom Catchphrases
58. Songs
57. Songs about Seagulling
56. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
55. Songs To Have Sex To
54. Spinoffs
53. Suicide Ideas
52. Superheroes
51. Things
50. Things to do during Christmas
49. Things to Put In An IV
48. Things to say on a First Date
47. Things to Stick your Dick in
46. Toys
45. TV Programs
44. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
43. Video Game Movies
42. Video Game Systems
41. Ways to be Circumcized
40. Ways to Deliver Bad News
39. Ways to Die (Best)
38. Ways to Die (Worst)
37. Ways to Start a Novel
36. Ways to Win an Argument
35. Wonders of the World

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“I never really figured that you could have numerical list of numbers that are undesirable.”

~ Oscar Wilde

The Worst 100 Numbers of All Time are all here. A student's worst nightmare and a statistician's best dream. Don't worry, everything here listed is a number.

1 1–19
2 20–39
3 40–59
4 60–79
5 80–99
6 100–and above?
7 Honorable mention

[edit] 1–19

1. 42: Okay, we got it. You like bad books.
2. 1: It's the lonliest number of them all!
e. 2.71828182845904523536: You will always have to round this number
3. thr33v3
π. Exactly 3
4. 8 15 16 23 42: Oh. Isn't that cheating?
5. 404: Where did all the porn go?
6. One: The Beatles Album.
7. Pi: The movie by Darren Arronofski.
9. 8.: Hate
10. Radian: You know..the ratio of a circles circumference to it's area..sheesh.
11. Eleven: That's ridiculous, it's not even funny.
12. Oceans 12.: Wait. Are you even trying to be funny?
13. My ex-girlfriend's cell phone number: ...that whore.
14. My SAT score.
15. Schfiffty Five.
16.: Being discreet makes it no less lonely
17. Cosine.
19. 18.

The bleen number

[edit] 20–39

Did you know...

You can destroy any number in this list by multiplying it by 0?

“Your PIN number? Enter it here three times until you are able to login.”

~ scammer

20. Tangent.: Opposite over hypotenuse, opposite over hypotenuse, opposite over hypotenuse.
21. bleen
22. The lost numbers (4 8 15 16 23 42).: So that's where they went.
23. The number of times this number occurs in the number line.
24. Infinity: It just keeps going on for ever and ever. Mind boggling.
25. 25.
26. Fibonacci Numbers.
27. The golden string.
29. 28.
30. Prime numbers.
31. The limit as x approaches ∞ of sin²(x)/cos(tan[x]): ... fucking calculus
32. 1010011010: Keep well away from that binary number.
33. 333: Half of the beast.
34. Binary: Almost as bad as the golden string.
35. ****: My top secret chip and PIN number.
36. The found numbers.: Yeah. They're easy to lose when you turn off your calculator.
37.: Complex equations don't deserve to have real answers
39. 38.

[edit] 40–59

“These numbers are too hard. I can't find the button that you press for it on my calculator.”

~ student

40. 999: Aussie beast.
41. φ: Nice.
42. 789.: See list item #93
43. Log 2.8235 .
44. Epsilon: It's an infinitely close to zero. Be there forever tying to find it, good luck I tells you.
45. $15.95: Too much money.
46. 29A: Hexadecimal evil.
47. 1963.
49. 48.
50. DCLXVI: Roman Numeral of the Beast.
51. ISBN 0743228642.
52. 386.
53. Your social security number.
54. 0.999999...: ...is not 1!
55. 55: Umm, sweet and sour shrimp – yuk. Sweet and sour sauce – yummy. Just don't stick it on shrimp, the devils own crustacean.
56. 0/0
57. 0.01745 (180/Pi)

Notice the marks for the number "6" are "II".

59. 58.

[edit] 60–79

60. 595060998800980000
61. What you get when you divide by 0.: What do you really get then?
62. 24-7.: Uncyclopedia's operating hours
63. 616.
64. Mystic rose.
65. 1337: d0n7 937 m3 $74r73d.

The number "666" is hidden in every UPC bar code. (Get a bar code and look at it!)

66. 666: The beast is everywhere, even in every barcode. All of the marks, or bars are associated with numbers at the bottom, except the marks at the first, middle, and end. Notice the marks for the number "6" are "||". And these marks are the same marks at the first, in the middle and at the end. Here's the other numbers removed. The number "666" is hidden in every UPC bar code!
67. A random number: ...something bad could come up.
69. 68
70. Number 10
71. 20500
72. 13421: Don't ask why, everyone just hates it.
73. Sigma: ...because it's not a number.
74. 46678: Everyone hates barcodes now.
75. Only 13 more to go.
76. 13: ...is damn unlucky.
77. I don't like this one, it's boring.
79. 78.

[edit] 80–99

“Hm-hmm-hm. Whoops!”

~ clumsy person on knocking a section of the list out

90. All of the eighties.
91. 142.: For a second, I thought you were going to say 419. I guess that scammer has your money now.
92. Error 84: Damn Windows. (Reason #29 to use a Linux distribution)
93. 218.: See list item #19
94. The Beatles: The Long and Winding Road.
95. Eighty five million, seven hundred and sixty three thousand, one hundred and ninety five, and thirty two pence.
96. 96: ...is the same both ways up.
97. cc-by-nc-sa 2.0: some licensing thingy.
98. 11982
99. Google.: ...the really big number

[edit] 100–and above?

Admins love cream pie

100. This one smells of pie.
101. 101: ...because it ruins the whole "Worst 100 Numbers of All Time" idea.
102. The constant of the coordinates of X divided by Y: ...to the square route of the hypotenuse of 96 times YNVNBTGIRJKKDSO plus 50 to the 303409890380349890th power times the area of an eagle's feather times the square route of 392392209.
103. 9001 It's over 9000!
103.5 9002 It's over 9000!
103.8 9003 It's over 9000!
104. 25.806975801127880315188420605149: The (cube) root of all evil.
105. Tomorrow's date: It'll never come!
Googolplex.

If you thought googol was bad enough, think again. I mean googol was so big it made me depressed, but at least you could write it down as "10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" and it looks quite harmless. Googolplex is 1 with googol noughts. That's impossible to imagine written down. What are we gonna do? There isn't enough ink and paper in the world to write it. This number depresses me so much I might actually commit suicide.