Worst 100 Restaurants of All Time

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According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100 restaurants ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand. It don't matter if it stays at 100, it can go to 200, or more!! Add more!

Contents 1 130 - 121 2 120 - 111 3 110 - 101 : Worldwide Restaurant Choice 4 100 - 91 5 90 - 81 6 80 - 71 7 70 - 61 8 60 -51 9 50 - 41 10 40 - 31 11 30 - 21 12 20 - 11 13 10 - 1

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130. Dietetic Burger Bar

Buy delicious Air Burgers (now in giant size)!

127. Infamous Raype's Pizza

3 Cheese Pizza and complimentary Surprise Sex

126. Kim Jong Il's Doggie Diner

Jack Russell & Chips or an Alsatian Kebab. All You Can Eat Pedigree Chum for a meagre £2.50

125. Booger King

Founded in 2002 Booger King, a corporation owned by McDonalds, was nothing more than a transparent attempt to bankrupt Burger King.

124. IHOP

I hop you hop we all hop

123. Beng cok "coks benged daily"

122. Phlem

A restaurant full of throaty phlem.

121. The Pu Ping Chinese Resturant

Restarooms open daily.

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120. Thunderburgers

These burgers will rock you so hard it's shocking.

119. Hell Pizza

That's the real restaurant name? You got to be kidding me?!

118. WiiWillyWankey Restaurant

I'm sorry, this place is disturbing.

117. Krystal

White Castle's long lost sister.

116. Barfo's

A fast vomiting restaurant full of...vomit.

115. Glorp

It just sounds so wrong!

114. Funky's Eatery

Just across the street from the nuclear power plant!

113. Tinyburger

"I'll have two hundred burgers." "So you're on a diet?"

112. Goatworld

111. The Jackson Cafe

What's up with all the really young waiters?

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110. Carl's Sr.

Carl's Jr.'s unsuccessful,long lost father.

110. Smirnoff's Place

In Soviet Union, food eats YOU!!

109. Shoney's 

It's just breakfast all day! Who wants to eat there anyways?

108. Chick-Fuk-A 

Chickenfuckers on a sandwich. That's nice to hear.

107. Sbarro 

What is that?

106. Pepper Lunch 

Lunch that will make you sneeze constantly.

105. Chicken Licken 

Lick a Chicken! It won't kill you.

104. Denny's 

See Shoney's.

103. Hungry Jack-Off 

Same as Kancer King, except it's disturbing.

102. Get a Grip! 

The food keeps slipping out of your hand. We suggest bringing hot-dog buns and rubber cement to aid you.

101. Recyclo-veg 

These people don't eat stuff with faces on it. Of course, they also recycle old gym mats for foodstuffs.

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100. Greasy Greg's

Clogging you arteries since 1948!

99. Pizza Slut

A family-oriented pizzaria/strip club.

98. IHOB

The International House of Bacteria

97. McCannibals

Try their new McChildren burger!

96. Hitler Burger

Try the Nazi Value Meal: A Führer burger, Lebensraum Fries, and a medium Kampf Shake. Hitler Burger, the Final Solution to your hunger since 1889!

95. KKKFC

Home of the world famous Fried Nigger Strips since 1865.

94. Eat n'Pay n' Get Out

Self-explainatory

93. Sam n' Ella's Salmonella Salmon

Surprisingly enough, a trip to this restaurant is covered by your HMO.

92. How's Everything Over Here?

Expect to be asked this question every two minutes.

91. Stuff We Found in Hospital Trash Cans

Our special tonight is AIDS with a side of bacteria culture. Would you like old Band-Aids on that?

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90. Ass Lickers

Fresh Poop Cuisine

89. IHOF (International House of Fasting)

Come hungry, leave hungrier.

88. Cock Suckers

A new way to eat chicken- by sucking it!

87. Foreign Objects

A surprise in every meal!

86. Domino's Pizza 

Pizza filled with dominos as the topping choice. (Do not let children 3 years or younger eat this, they can die, or see dominos in the toilet.)

85. Carnivorous Carl's

In Soviet Russia food eats you!

84. The Beached Whale

What they find on the beach is what you'll find on your plate.

83. Display Only

Specials include Fake Steak, Fauxtatoes, phony pheasant, and their Catch of the Day, the fraud cod.

82. Another Castle® 

"The Princess is In!" ...a poison-induced comma, that is.

81. Massive Chef

The older and considerably more violent brother to the little chef, this guy threatened to eat the customers unless they took their free lolly.

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80. TGI Monday

You know those sad people who love their jobs so much that they can't wait to be back? This restaurant was designed with those twisted freaks in mind.

79. Hunger Strike

Since the only people that go there are on hunger strikes, there is no food.

78. Grandma Grouper's kelp forest

Everything is made from fish and fresh kelp from Grandma Grouper's kelp garden.

77. Growth Spurt

This food is guaranteed to make you bigger, but we don't guarantee in which direction(s).

76. Food That Isn't For You

All the food is laid down on a table, but it's awkward to pick it up and eat it, because if you do, a hand will slap you and toss you out, or cook you alive instead.

75. That's a Waste!

They give you the biggest pile of food, but after you take two bites, they steal it back and throw it all away. And you have to pay for all the food you ate, and double for the food you didn't eat.

74. Man, We Stink!

This place smells like your 4th grade Math Teacher on a good day. And all the food is ugly. They lace it in LSD, so you like it.

73. Please don't come in!

A bad restaurant. The name says it all.

72. We warned you!

The sequel to the above restaurant, the name says it all.

71. McWhataTacoWendyKingBox, LLC

Monopoly at its most active. Resistance is futile.

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70. Staple Sauce

A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce!

69. Hungry Hungry Hippos

A play on the real bad children's game, you get put in an arena with bouning food pellets, and you have to grab your food with your hippo before the others in order to eat.

68. Greediness Eatallyoucan!

For the fat guys who do nothing but eat, we've got a restaurant for you to eat all you want in donuts and lard, while your family eats elsewhere so they don't have to see you like that.

67. Water, water, everywhere

But no food to eat.

66. Devil's playground

Little tykes causing you trouble? This hell-themed restaurant is perfect for the Christian mothers to scare their children.

65. The Land of Darkness

The lamps in this restaurant all burned out, and the employees and customers work and eat, stumbling around in the dark.

64. Low employee morale

As the name says, these workers are so mad at their conditions and tiny pay they will mistreat you any way they can.

63. The Corn and Corn Alone Restaurant

The special is corn with a side of corn with corn on top. Hold the corn.

62. Finn Eaters 

The restaurant specializes in traditional Finnish cuisine, serving mämmi, boiled potatoes and several boiled and taste-deprived country vegetables that add to the air in your stomach.

61. The Savannah Experience 

The customer will be offered several authentic Kikuyu spears and is expected to hunt his food. There are several herds of antilopes, giraffes and zebras loose in the restaurant. Lions and vultures add to the authentic atmosphere, although some customers find their presence threatening.

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60. Hannibal's Diner 

The head chef of this restaurant is Mr. Hannibal Lecter. Customers are kindly requested to avoid visiting the kitchen, as few have returned.

59. Wilde Cuisine 

A tedious Wildean experience, everything from the menu to the tablecloth is Wildean in this restaurant. You are likely to run away in disgust, as even the waiters behave like dandy geniuses, pouring their depressive wisecracks and so-called Wildean wit all over the place.

58. Chunk E. Cheeser's 

A kid-friendly place where you play, eat pizza, and spew chunks of cheese all over the place. Even a giant mouse can do that.

57. Hollerin' Jimmy's BBQ 

"We have no idea what you're having for dinner!"

56. A shady Chinese Restaurant 

The owner of said restaurant in the outskirts of Denver, Colorado fishes food from whatever shady vendors he finds in nearby back alleys. The specialty is the Yuuzhan Vong tea.

55. Fuckruckers 

The best hamburgers to fuck with.

54. Raskin 13 Bobbins 

13 Flavors of ice cream that's all I'm sayin'.

53. Kewpeed 

Ready for that "special" mustard sauce for your hamburger?

52. Oscar's Grouchland 

You are seated in an alley, which is perpetually raining. The chairs are trash cans, and you eat whatever any grouch would.

51. Dirty Laundry 

After a 3rd grader came up with a joke saying that the odiferous hot dogs tasted like old socks, they now make food out of old socks.

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50. The Olive Garden

C'mon guys, seriously

49. Pooters

Ew.

48. Joe Momma

Best damn coffee this side of da Mississip

47. Meat  

Causing meat related injuries since 2005

46. Kancer King

The leading cause of lymphoma and proud of it!

45. Charles' House of Watermelon, Fried Chicken, Waffles, Guns, and .40's

It's da most wiggitiest wackiest place in da hood... izzle

44. 1997

See what life was like back in the old days

43. DiHydrogen MonoSulfide

It only burns for the first 6 minutes!

42. The Coffee Coffin

The number one choice of Necrophiliacs

41. Ghetto Gelatin

We got 99 problems but Gelatin ain't one

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40. Insanely themed pizza place 

This pizza place has a new crazy theme every Friday.

39. SCUBA FOODA 

Get your scuba gear and head down into the coral reef, where you'll be surrounded by coral and fish. Note: Air tanks only last two hours.

38. Quiz No's! 

Say no to quiz and eat your fucking sub sandwich.

37. Whatabooger 

Ew.

36. Brown Chicken & Pasta 

Want some shit with that?

35. Rocky Horror Hot Dog Stand 

You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!

34. Out in the Back Steakhouse 

Your food is tossed into the dumpster out back. You better retrieve it.

33. Anti-gravity 

Your shoes are strapped with velcro so you can sit on all the chairs and tables on the ceiling. However, it's hard to eat without things falling into the floor, which is an alligator pit.

32. Desert cantina 

You'll never find a worse hive of scum and villiany.

31. Wendy's 

Home to the "Old Fashioned Fingers"!

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30. Taco Hell 

It's living hell eating at this mexican restaurant.

29. Captain D's 

Want some good sea-food, please?

28. Andy's Dicks 

Eat some of his favorite fried chicken sticks in a bun.

27. Cinnaboner 

Cinnamon will turn you on.

26. Rohney Jockets 

Hamburgers and horny women on roller skates.

25. Papa John's Pissa 

Pizza with one more good ingredient. Like they said, "Better Ingredients, Better Piss, Papa John's!" We just told you the secret recipie!

24. Krystal 

Do burgers come with free crystals?

23. Steak 'N' Shake Em' Fast 

Watch them shake it fast!

22. Carl's Jr. 

Carl's owns Hardee's big time.

21. Qairy Dween 

Ice Cream with all kinds of syrup. Including white syrup... Sperm that is.

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20. Pre-chewed Charlie's 

The food on your plate has been digested sure, but it hasn't moved through the bowel yet. Perfect for bullemic dieters.

19. Space Center 

Dehydrated food in tubes. Teenagers with dreams of being astronauts go here frequently.

18. Soylent Green 

All food is Soylent Green, a foodstuff recycled from dead corpses.

17. TCYBCBY 

"I got Jimmies!" - The Ugly One.

16. Samurai Sushi 

To get your sushi, you must first duel with the samurai server. Ninjas not acccepted.

15. Eat your words 

You should say a speech with the tastiest dish next time.

14. Sonic Boomer 

The food's great, sure, but the cake will make you sick, and the music is terribly loud. Everyone forces you to run 37 miles to the desk, eat at your table and get out in 1 minute. Plus it's always cold in there. A place constantly booked for weddings.

13. Generic bad food place

A generic bad restaurant.

12. Nasty Burger 

Unlike its slightly insane counterpart, Good Burger, the food really is nasty. Don't let their slogan fool you.

11. Burger Emperor Palpatine 

Ruling the galaxy for 23 years.

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10. Hardee's 

See Carl's Jr.

9. ShowBiz Pissa Place 

Same as Chuck E. Cheeser's except for the giant cheese-puking rat. More games, pizza with an added ingredient, and an incredible show starring a giant bear that pisses in your pizza.

8. Racks Restaurants 

Any type of food including girly racks for you to stare at.

7. Shrimp on the Barbie 

Lots of old dolls from little girls are your shish kebob serving sticks!

6. Lying pieces of cheese 

That's what the owners are, because they have no cheese, only cheez.

5. Spammer Scammer 

This place is flooded with cheap pork and pop-up ads. It gets aggravating.

4. Grue's Glue 

Run like hell, the Grues are chasing you, with Glue! They're gonna eat you!

3. Feral Imperlier 

Viro-bots are placed in your food and get into your blood. You won't feel too good afterwards.

2. Grease Hut 

Imagine a gas station toilet. Now, imagine eating it. That's about the quality of the food at the Grease Hut. Only better.

1. McDonalds

Small Fries Big Mac. clearly the worst food available, the chain has been growing steadily since the 50s thanks so subliminal advertizing and secret handshake agreements with uber government officials known as the Bildeburger Group