Worst 100 look alikes
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The All-Time 100 Worst:
- 100. April Fools Jokes
- 99. Bands
- 98. Cars
- 97. Celebrity Endorsements
- 96. Children's Books
- 95. Colours
- 94. Computer Games
- 93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
- 92. Direct-to-Video Movies
- 91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
- 90. Firefox extensions
- 89. Food
- 88. Football variants
- 87. Inventions
- 86. Lists
- 85. Locations
- 84. Look alikes
- 83. Make Out Songs
- 82. Money Making Schemes
- 81. Movies
- 80. Nonexistent Words
- 79. Numbers
- 78. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
- 77. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
- 76. Pick-up lines
- 75. Pokemon Cash-Ins
- 74. Porn Movies
- 73. Porn Stars
- 72. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
- 71. Reasons to become a Christian
- 70. Reflections on 2005
- 69. Reflections on 2006
- 68. Reflections on 2007
- 67. Reflections on 2008
- 66. Remakes
- 65. Restaurants
- 64. Ringtones
- 63. Self Help Books
- 62. Sequels
- 61. Sexual Perversions
- 60. Short Poems
- 59. Sitcom Catchphrases
- 58. Songs
- 57. Songs about Seagulling
- 56. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
- 55. Songs To Have Sex To
- 54. Spinoffs
- 53. Suicide Ideas
- 52. Superheroes
- 51. Things
- 50. Things to do during Christmas
- 49. Things to Put In An IV
- 48. Things to say on a First Date
- 47. Things to Stick your Dick in
- 46. Toys
- 45. TV Programs
- 44. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
- 43. Video Game Movies
- 42. Video Game Systems
- 41. Ways to be Circumcized
- 40. Ways to Deliver Bad News
- 39. Ways to Die (Best)
- 38. Ways to Die (Worst)
- 37. Ways to Start a Novel
- 36. Ways to Win an Argument
- 35. Wonders of the World
“I've been said to look a lot like Tom Cruise. Of course, it wasn't until later did I realize that it was an insult.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Lookalikes
[edit] 100~90
- 100. Microsoft Windows & Windows
- So bad i cannot think of a comment
- 100-1. Kids Next Door's Father and Fire Lord Ozai
[Insert Gallery of Fire Lord Ozai & Father here.]
- Not only do they have a creepy shadow on their bodies, they could generate fire!
- 99 . Sathya Sai Baba & GOD
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- Sathya Sai Baba - Claims to be an avatar of Shiva, Shakti, and Krishna. Also stated, "I AM GOD, but I do not have to know I am God, for I have always been GOD
- They both got into wrapping but are best when not
- 97. Uncyclopedia & Wikipedia
- What came first the chicken or the egg?
- 96 . GOD & Jehovah Wanyonyi
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- Jehovah Wanyonyi -"I am the one who created Adam and Eve. I made their bodies and their blood","I still use human beings by speaking through them, like I spoke through Jesus Christ until he went to Heaven." There are between 120 and a 1000 followers who consider him God.
- 95. George Bush & Bush
- Bet you can't wait to go take a pee now, on the first.
- Ever have a dream you had to pay the bill for?
- 93 . Kevin Andrews & The Devil
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- Its the end of days
- 92. God & (Holy) Lord
- (Holy) Lord - ( The Holy and undivided) Trinity, the Three-in-one, the Threeness, the thirceing
- I know its crazy
[edit] 90~80
- 90. God &Devendra Kumar Panda,
- Devendra Kumar Panda-1948 A policeman who claims to be Radha.(His wife says he is a fake.)
- Hey O.J. Simpson managed to be both at the same time.
- This joke is Guilty of being Innocent
- 86. Dr Strangelove & Rumsfeld
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- Separated at birth
- 85. Blair & Jim Carrey
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- Pants on fire
- 84. Bush & that holy guy
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- If only he was dead
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- They both make you cry
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- Close enough
- 81. Trotsky & Colonel Sanders
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- Kremlin Fried Chicken? NO WAI!
- 80 Lex Luthor & Lex Luthor
- 79 Capitalism & Communism
- In capitalism, one man exploits another, in communism, its the other way around
- 78 Saddam Hussein and Count Dooku
- 77 Grues and a carpet at Home Depot
Wow! This carpet has a grue pattern! It even has a hole were the mou ARRRRGH!!!!!!!
***You Have Died***
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- The King and The Emperor
- 75. England and Great Britain
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- Wait, what the Fuck?
- 74. Yassir Arafat & Ringo Starr
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