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This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Whom should I nominate? 3 Nominations and Voting Process 4 Fabulous Prizes 5 Vote Or Die!! 6 Past Winners 7 Official Nominations for December 7.1 An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.2 Mrmonkey72 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.3 SysRq (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least five "full" articles.

[edit] Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

[edit] Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page.
• Fancy template to put on your user page.
• 1 gallon of ice cream!
• Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
• We can make it a pint.
• No cone though

[edit] Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

[edit] Past Winners

stillwaters • Chronarion • RadicalX • LeeHarveyKennedy • carlb • Famine • Cap'n Ben • Rangeley • KP • Savethemooses • David Gerard • Todd Lyons • Doug • Mhaille • Hindleyite • Bradaphraser • Tompkins • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Imrealized • Procopius • Squiggle • ENeGMA • Modusoperandi • One-eyed Jack • Prettiestpretty • Braydie • Shandon • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Ljlego • The Thinker • TheLedBalloon • Zombiebaron • So So • Cajek • THE • 15Mickey20 • Mordillo • Thekillerfroggy • Dr. Skullthumper • DJ Irreverent • Under user • RAHB • Hyperbole • The UnIdiot • Gerrycheevers

[edit] Official Nominations for December

[edit] An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Saving my vote for now, but Ape deserves this nom: some top quality features, and a consistent body of work. --UU - Blah 10:17, Dec 1
• Full Frontal Fuck Yes --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:46, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
• Holy Crap! Ape wrote The Dog Dies at the End??? Every time I see what he's written I get happily surprised again and again. for The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:28, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
• Strong For. AAOET has written some of my favorite articles on the entire site. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING~} 16:33, Dec 3
• For. I really liked his article about the US election. He also wrote my favourite entry to last year's Turkey Day Ball. Whenever I think of Ape, I think of the phrase "head-cunt". -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:41, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
• For.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:47, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Mrmonkey72 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Saving my vote for now, but I'm a fan of the Monkey man. Apart from being the lowest maintenance adoptee ever, he's written plenty of quality UnNews, some quality rewrites during conservation week, and a bunch of other good stuffs. --UU - Blah 10:17, Dec 1

[edit] SysRq (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Still saving my vote, but I'm on a nom frenzy. Sys is ace. Plenty of good stuff, and he's come back from hiatus with more. --UU - Blah 10:32, Dec 1
• For Now that he's actively writing again, it's time for him to win this. -RAHB 15:40, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
• F♥G! o yes, he deserves this so much. —talk 20:53, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
• 4 - Writes great stuffs, and is active! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:06, Dec 2
• PHWORE Is a real standup character, that JimBob SysRq. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! talk!Teenage FBI 22:09, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
• For. Reactive and re-rocking. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:15, 2 December 2008 (UTC)