Writing articles while drunk

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This article is complete, irredeemable airplane. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and plagiarizes at the finger. If you attempt to ruminate this, you will most incessantly devour Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will orate your lint!!!!!!

[edit] Sober is for pussies

writing articles while drunk is a fucking cunt licker of an article because of all the bad grammar, bad spelling, and profanity it fucking uses. this will probably be NRVified, but only if the NRV-fucker is a total cunt.

[edit] wank. (wait, only limeys say that, don't start using that word, dipshit. it's un-american.)

if youre drunk, don't fucking write a dman thing, because it'll be fulla tpoys bad grammars and fucking profanity.

[edit] counter argument

only fucking cunts think profanity is bad. profanity kicks ass. if you don't like it, you're a dumb mormon fuckwit who cries when you hear any bad words. also, bush sucks. i thought i'd add that, since cheap, basic political commentary is pretty much required by any humor writer. fucking ass cunts. yeah, i made up a new word, ass cunt. well, it's really more of a phrase, but fuck you, i'm drunk.

[edit] why you shouldn't write artuckles whjile drunlk

you'll make an ass of yourze;f and regert it when you're sober, as i probably will. youll also use [really bad wiki formatting}}. vodka tastes like shit because russians suck. anyway, don't write when you're drunk, because you're a slut.

[edit] dude, i'd totally fuck that bitch so hard

NO! no writing when you're drunk! it makes you say perverted things! T ALSO MAKES YOU HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY BY ACCIDENT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO HIT "I".

[edit] things that are fun to lick

what the hell were you expecting from this section. pussy is fun to lick. there you go. move on, asswipe.

[edit] AAAAAAAAA!

when you're drunk, you might add random unfunny inside jokes to everything. when you're drunk, you think you're "pwning all the uncyc n00bs who don't get it," but when you sober up, you think you're "looking like a cunt." chucknorrisoscarwildeeuroipodsfuckingkillgeorgebushdoesntcareaboutniggersblackpeople.

[edit] ENOUGH FUCKING HEADLINES ALREADY!!! WHY AM I HITTING SHIFT INSTEAD OF JUST PRESSING CAPSLOCK???????????

NEIN! the show must go on!

[edit] OK, I'm not drunk anymore, I swear.

I'M ON DRUGS INSTEAD! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I FHJSFSASAK URT MO;DSKFOSNFJHSNMz0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!1111!! i cud do this all day.

[edit] AAAAAAAAAA nd more, much more than this,

i did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy