Wumbo

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The largely popular "IWumbo" enlargement device / music player

Wumbo is widely regarded as the opposite of mini. While mini things are small, wumbo is large. Come on; it's first grade!

[edit] Grammatical Usage

Wumbo has a very irregular english conjugation:

Some speculate that the word "wumbo" originated when something was big and something was a penguin. Everyone was like: That thing is Jumbo and it Waddles. Hmmm.....

And thus, wumbo was born.

Wumbo also refers to a strange complication that causes rather large people to waddle when they walk.

[edit] Wumbology

Wumbology is the study of wumbo, also first grade.

[edit] Wumbologists

Wumbologists study the field of Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. The well known "Fritz Differential Wumbo relation of happy-happy" is used by wumbologists to determine an objects wumbo quotient.

(Circumference of waist * number of steps taken to walk a foot) / your shoe size = wumbo quotient

This equation gives you your Wumbo Index Number or "Wumbex" or "WIN" or "W".

[edit] Conditions of Wumbo

There are a number of conditions associated with being wumbo, here're two examples:

• Wumbo by proxy - People who hang around wumbo people so much that they too begin to waddle .

• Psychosomatic Wumbo - People who are not wumbo but waddle anyway. "Wow that guy over there is really wumbo."

Wumbo, yes it's a word, but millions, and millions of people, think of it.....as a way of life. Something to hold on to; a ray of hope.

[edit] Famous Quotes

"I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We'll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!" - Great Prophet Patrick Star of Bikini Bottom.

"Did you set it to Wumbo?" - Superhero Mermaid Man.

[edit] Some Uses of the Word

Bro, You just got Wumoboed!!!

Dude, We Wumboed all night

I studied Wumbology in college

Wanna Wumbo later?

[edit] You Had It All Wrong

The main reason why you're bad at life is because you have everything set to M for mini when it should be set to W for wumbo. Before you run to Uncyclopedia to find an answer to a question about life, love, and/or happiness...try setting it to wumbo. You'll save everyone the hastle of telling you outright. Because its FIRST GRADE.