X

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To be confused with the X Window System.

X (from the Latin "X", meaning "ten"), is the twenty-fourth, and most dangerous, letter of the alphabet.

1 People named X
2 X can be substituted
3 Finding X
4 Symbolism
5 Fun Facts
6 See also

[edit] People named X

A number of people have either used "X" as their name, or changed their name to "X", because they were illiterate. Examples:

Malcolm X
Professor X
Pope Pius X
Nikki Si X

[edit] X can be substituted

Don't feel like going to school? Too tired to do the laundry? Who needs to mow the grass? Don't know what added to five equals seven? Well, now it doesn't matter because you have X!

X can be substituted anywhere in the world for amazing results (this offer void in Canada). Try it one day. Summon an X.

for example:

5 + 2 = 7

5 + X = 7

Which one is true? Both are! conditions apply: results may vary for certain values of x, 2, 5 and 7.

[edit] Finding X

Most people learn the Dark Art of Finding X at school. Some stupid teachers think that nobody can find X, but the solution is obvious.

Another route to X, first identified by pirates

[edit] Symbolism

X is the international symbol for the lowest quality porn imaginable. X-marked grumble is suitable for grandmas and people recovering from major surgery. Even Clark Gable saying "damn" at the end of "Gone With The Wind" is more arousing than X-marked pr0n.