X-Bærum

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This plane is not an ordinary plane; actually it is not build up by atoms and electrons like everything else in this world. The fuselage is one big indestructible substance, no smaller atoms or anything like that. Outside of there is a “living paint” that actually move faster then the speed of light, the result of this are when light hits the plane, it is reflected in a totally other direction making the plane invisible.

First design, since it is not visible, we can't get a good picture of the secend design.)

• The wings are only outside when flying under mach 1000, over that speed the wings are folded in under the plane, and one million 1mm wings are folded out all over the plane making the plane smaller. When the IDTP is on all the wings are folded in.

• The inside of the plane contains 10 pocket universes (also known as pocket dimensions).
  • Dimension 1 is used to by the pilots to control the plane.
  • Dimension 2 is where all the technology are
  • Dimensions 3-5 is passenger space (space for 2500 passengers\soldiers or whatever your need are)
  • Dimensions 5-9 is Weapons storage, has place for maximum 100 SS-18 ICBM (says something about the space)
  • Dimension 10 is used for storage; place whatever you want here (just a big empty space to be exact)

[edit] The technology

[edit] Interdimensional and Time Portal

It’s the third generation of this technology; it’s used to travel trough time and space whit hyperspace, or timeholes. New in the third generation is that you also can travel trough “hyper-ring” (the universe is one tiny small ring (as a doughnut), so it has no ends, whit hyperspace; you go through the empty centre of the ring, but whit ring-holes you make a hole anywhere in the ring, and go under the ring where you will stand still because of the rings super fast spinning, you can go up almost right away (talking about yocto seconds), and be wherever you want in the universe.)

[edit] The AI

The AI is the BA-I version2.0 a newer version then the one made in F-Bærum, this versions (including have all the knowledge of the first version) surfs the internet whit super speed and download, and learn all that is there. Basically, it knows it all!

[edit] The controls

Very simple, mind controlled. Think about what you want the plane to do, confirm it, and it does that.

[edit] The armoury

It’s the best part of the plane, it has it all, from ICBM, to 9mm rounds. When you want to shoot something, you decided the weapon, and the atoms needed to make it is send out and established under the plane, and after few Pico seconds the weapon you chose is ready to be used.

• The atom gun is the best weapon onboard; you can basically chance anything, to anything (like an army of Russian soldiers, to a lot of vodka).

[edit] History

In 2001 the one true leader of Bærum decided that F-Bærum was to old to be used much longer, then she talked to the leader of Rosendvilde scientist department, and told them that they needed a plane whit all the new technology developed at all the secret facilities in Bærum.

• In 2004 the plans was ready and they constructed the first prototype, and tested it
• In 2005 they began mass producing the plane.
• In 2006 I was first used in battle in Iraq, Germany, Russia, USA, and Iran, none of the country’s detected the plane when it was just over them, and they drooped small tactical bombs on houses camouflaged as fire.

[edit] In the future

X-Bærum is currently just standing by, and hasn’t replaced F-Bærum yet, since it exist over 200million of them around, and it has only been produced 300 000 X-Bærum. Most of them are currently on Bærums Mother Ship BSCS#1 (Bærum Space Command Ship number 1), standing by for an intergalactic war far from there.