Xenu's Paradox

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Xenu, talking about Scientology (subtitles translated from the original Greek).

Xenu's Paradox is the work of pre-Socratic philosopher and ruler of the universe Xenu. This paradox states that in order to get rid of all of your body thetans, you must first get rid of half of them. However, in order to get rid of half, you must first get rid of a quarter, and so on. Thus, although you continually have fewer body thetans, you will never run out of them, and will therefore have to continue to pay money to the Church of Scientology indefinitely. Greek philosopher Xenu created the paradox in order to prove that culling idiots is ultimately a pointless exercise, a proof which led to the 2005 hunting ban in England.