Made up Words

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Made up words have for a extong time been juggernatious to our pliage of English cachinateun. Subbly is an enumberist of some of these "made up words" and their meanings.

• 4tificailizzle - It means California.
• 6izzlemafizzle - What Snoop Dogg sez.
• Abbatiality - A religion in which the abbatoire is the central place of worship.
• Abortifaciality - Abortion via production line
• Acid Jazz - Jazz that uses Hydrochloric Acid and Copper Sulphate as Instrument, Also means "meaningless"
• Adiculous - Something that is ridiculously addictive
• Aetiomological - Of the classification of Aets.
• Agrenunciate - A word I made up to see if my English teacher had a clue. She didn't.
• Algonquarium - A zoo full of native americans
• Anaesthetisiium - Freudian slip for "Anus"
• Ansticatual - What you are called if you are a rare, rare friend of Chuck Norris.
• Antimacassar - An opponent of the Macassarian regime in Yemen.
• Asparagusion - Death by asparagus.
• "Ass Jazz" - Piss out my ass!!
• Autopsicution - The act of performing autopsy on living persons.
• Auxhillary - Part of Senator Clinton's re-election campaign.
• Badenture - An adventure usually involving pomelos.
• Ballcock - A tautology.
• Bassinet - An abbreviation of 'basset clarinet'.
• Belligreen - Archaic term for syphilis.
• Binomad - A roaming mathematical expression.
• Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie - *See Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig.
• Blibber - A sort of puffy jacket with poppers, made out of whale fat.
• Blether - Same as above, but for women.
• Blocquiche - French food.
• Bon Jovi - German word meaning "sucktastic!"
• Bon motte - A good trench.
• Bonsail - A small, sailing tree.
• Bronchopneumonia - Pneumonia resulting from excessive intake of Bronchops.
• Bulimial - Political messages subtly propagated through blinis.
• Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide - the opposite of Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac
• Californication - To perform sexual intercourse to the state of California
• Calligraph - A graph which shows the intensity of an earthquake judging by how disruptive it is to a team of calligraphers, employed to write all day waiting for earthquakes.
• Callipygian - Having well-shaped attractive buttocks.
• Cardboard Tunnel Syndrome - Syndrome in which paranoids believe that the world is made of cardboard whilst on board airplanes.
• Cenzoiacious - From the Cenozoic era.
• Chipolatta - Chips with milky coffee.
• Circumambiance - The general atmosphere at a circumcision.
• Coddle - Love of one's fish.
• Commit - Subdued sickness.
• Cotchology - Study of laziness.
• Contrapcetive - A small trap placed on the female genitalia designed to ensnare potential sexual partners, and prevent further penetration. Used by over-protective fathers and catholics.
• Cottage Pie - A pie made of bricks. Rather unpleasant.
• Coulomb - A measure of how close to America one is.
• Crimples - *See Flongee
• Datium - Plural of 'Datia'.
• Defraud - to repent for committing an act of fraud.
• Destrierre - A cut of hat used only in Belize.
• Disbelize - To exhibit contempt for abovementioned cut of hat.
• Distemperization - A form of exotic jazz practised by the Avant-Guard of Chicago in the late 1730s.
• Downtowngown - Suit.
• Dragoman - Derogatory term for a sewage worker.
• Dramaturgy - Illness contracted during a performance of The Taming of the Shrew
• Dyslemenorrhoea - Verbal diaorrhoea.
• Early English - The English Language as practised by Earls.
• Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac - the opposite of Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide
• Effluvium - Someone made rich by their possession of great amounts of mud.
• Egalitarianism - Government by Eagles.
• Eisteddfod - Welsh-language competitive festival of strange-clothes wearing.
• Electrocute - Sweet little electrical currents.
• Electromagnate - A businessman with a disproportionately large share of the electricity market; an electricity baron.
• Emphashish - breathlessness caused by smoking shisha pipes.
• Erruption - Immoral and unprincipled management of Volcanoes.
• Escolate - Toothpaste brand.
• Eyetooth - Unfortunate disorder in which eyes take the place of teeth and vice versa. See also - Foot and Mouth disease, a similar variant.
• Extong - Extra Long
• Fatchiks - stupudly ugly
• Fangorious - The manner in which one is devoured by gelatinous monsters
• Finnial - The third movement of Sibelius' twelfth symphony.
• Flagg - The only currency with which Cash Flagg Jr. movies may be purchased.
• Flongee - *See Crimples
• Fleedom - Freedom achieved by fleeing
• Frindle - See Pen.
• Garbledinski - A silly, meaningless word that defies alphabetical organization.
• Gendarmerie - A cult group in the South of France who believe limbs to be gendered.
• Geoterrametamorphobia - A long word that makes you sound smart.
• Gifro- A ginger person who has an afro (see Ronald Mcdonald)
• Golfish Bowl - A hybrid of the fish and the golfball. So far only an unsuccessful scientific anomalie.
• Gonorrhoea - The period after diaorrhoea.
• Gramminivorous - Animals that feed only on grammar and syntax.
• Griffon - A substitute for a shirt and tie, applied with glue - this item of clothing is a cardboard model which, from the front angle, looks identical to a regular shirt and tie, but which from any other angle reveals the wearer's nakedness. So called, because it is "griffed on".
• Groggogram - A gram of grog.
• Hagtrim - Clothes worn by an old woman: usually bought from Oxfam.
• Haler - The supplier of halos.
• Hegemony - The national currency of the Peoples' Republic of Hege.
• Hermeneutic - A type of crab.
• Hexadexadecimal - Unreleased Pink Floyd album.
• Hinterland - Home of the grinch, where it never snows on christmas.
• Hirsutism - Excessive growth of the hair.
• Hoboerotic - Erotica consisting of tramps and vagrants.
• Holophasia - Possible result of Kitten Huffing
• Hoppohammer - A boardgame played by nerds during a cricket game
• Hryvna - Basic monetary unit of Ukraine.
• Hydroguns - Hydrogen Fission powered Weapons
• Hypermetropolia - Fictional city in which everything occurs at double speed. See also; Hypermetropolisis, a state in which a city speeds up temporarily: said to have occurred in both New York City and London on several occasions in the late 1990s.
• Hypnognomic - Hypnosis by means of gnomes.
• IBM - Idiotic, Brainless Monkeys
• Iceland - A land of ice.
• Ideolicked - A form of communication reliant on the application of the tongue to other surfaces, unique to several individuals.
• Impostultant - Fake consultant.
• Infarct - The state of being in violation of parking regulations in Washington D.C.
• Intelligent - It means Stupid & Brainless here.
• Intelligent Dance Music (IDM) - Dancing is never intelligent.
• Intinnings - Indoor cricket.
• Innuendo - A rude games console released in China in 1995 as a competitor to the PlayStation.
• Intrauteffeine - New chemical element.
• Jesus - The darkest times of our true Sweet Satan are here. For without these times we are subject to burn within the fires of our true black lord Lucifer within the Blasphemic Rites of True Satan. Lord Fabio shall Deliver us from the True Hells and subject us to Ruling the Sacred Potato Fields of Arsayah across the Seas of Na'Phytekkis. Burn Jesus.
• Konkerman - A person who is clinically insane. Addicted to custard creams.
• Kveniertyergitherpandukosaxophonishelcorissleishlockinloeroordoerrdieestyuiuiu - Hi.
• kwyjibo" a word mean large fat bald american ape
• Mondey -Mispronounced French word meaning "Monday".
• Meng-Chee-ness - Attitude that resembles Wong Meng Chee, also means Anti-Malaysia.
• NeverEver - The year Chuck Norris dies.
• omgwtfroflmfaobbq a nerdy phrase used by people who play world of warcraft meaning WHAT THE F@%K STOP SHOOTING ME B#$^H
• Orientalisim - Like a regular Isim, but obsessed with anime. Kryptonite to Edward W Said.
• Polytriagnalictasism - a happening where your guts are blown out after being hit with a piece of exploding sun. in otherwords punched by Chuck Norris
• Puffters - Well, it's not in my bloody dictionary!
• retarded - really REALLY funny!
• Rhinoplasty - Surgical procedure to alter human DNA to that of an African White Rhino.
• "Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop"-A longer Way to say Shoop Da WhOOP Blaaaaaaaargh!
• Shocktopus - Cross between a shark and an electric octopus.
• Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig *See Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie.
• Uluguruness - ( Ulu: Like Sakai or Wild Man; Guru: Teacher in Malay) Teacher that don't know how to teach, or teaches like wild animal.
• Weenis - That little piece of skin on your elbow that's really lose so you can pull it.
• "XXX" XXX
• Xyzzy - Nothing happens.
• your mom- a supposed insult used mostly by people with the mentality of a five year old.
• Zoonaufagisc - A frigerator that stores sea critters
• Zooymama - Holy shi#.

[edit] See Also

• Worst 100 Nonexistent Words of All Time
• Oodles