Xzibit

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“Well, It's better than family guy”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pimp My Ride

“You never pimped my ride you son of a B, sorry to use harsh letters.”

~ Dane Cook on Xzibit

“My man X to the Z is pimpin' West Coast Style”

~ Snoop Dogg on Xzibit

“I can get 16 T.V.s on your GRILLL!”

~ Mad Mike on Xzibit

Xzibit (born Charles William Exhibit Winfrey) is a dyslexic rapper and professional black person.

[edit] Earlier Days

He denies, but Oprah is his actual sister

Before becoming famous through the show Pimp My Ride, X to the Z studies for his degree in Popping Caps at Harvard University. Although he denies, the one who supported him was his older sister Oprah.

Straying from the path of education, he got into the rap game after his friend Mad Mike gangstafied his car after putting 46 monitors in the steering wheel alone. He then got arrested for driving his Range Rover that was pimped out with an Xbox 360 controller for a steering wheel. After discovering his inner blackness while doing 6-10 years Xzibit accepted MTV's offer for a show called Pimp My Ride.

[edit] On Pimp My Ride

He hosted the hit Male Teen Video show Pimp My Ride. After driving away West Coast Customs, a shitty GAS had to come in and save the show. Now X to the Z basically has sex with all of the contestants. Making him Bisexual.

[edit] X to the Z Now

After sexually assaulting Eminem he then got kicked off Pimp My Ride. He now raps for money on the streets of the 619, for all you white people that don't have gangsterness in you its San Diego. Please support his charity cause. Donate to The Red Cross For Shot Up People That Have More Than 16 Bullets In Them AKA The 50 Cent Foundation.