New York

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THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS (AND IS CONSEQUENTLY ALWAYS FRIGGIN' GROUCHY!)

New York can refer to:

[edit] Cities

• New York City, New York
• Manhattan, New York
• Wolcottsville, New York

[edit] Buildings

• New York University
• New York Times

[edit] Sports

• New York Dolls
• New York Jets
• New York Mets
• New York Yankees
• New York Giants

[edit] Entertainment

• the New York accent
• God vs. New York
• New York's Village Halloween Parade

New York can also mean:

• Battle of New York
• 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York
• 1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York

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