Ye Olde English
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“Ye Olde Englishe Sucketh!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ye Olde English
Thou hast founde Ye Olde English page on Uncyclopædia. This long lost language originated in what many folk calleth Angle-Lænde. Only fowks from "Faerie Tale Land" and "Shakespeare Land" still speeketh it.
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[edit] History
And oh yea the kind Olde English Wench of the Lake did descend from the Heavens, and quoth unto the small Village of Yorkeshire, "You are free from ye grippe of ye evyl Wytch Pamela the Large!" And oh yea did the Townsfolk rejoyce! And rejoyce they did! And the kind Wench did say "I do not need rejoysing, nor do I need to be remembered." But alas, Sir Bron Dakari The Lesser did indede want to rememberre the Wench that hath saved his Village, and commenced creating a Langwige so perfect, that all the Wirld should know it. A Langwyge known as Ye Olde English. Ye Olde English of Pamala the Large! (The name hath since changed).
[edit] Gramere
When thou speakest Ye Olde Englisshe, thou shalt keep in thy place that holdeth thy brain (I Douten Thou Hast One) that whensoever thou speakest, thou must always trye to confounde and confuse the avyrage citizen who liveth in the "Colonies". O! thou mayest NEVER start a sentence after a shout of enjoymente with a capitale letter. If thou dost, thou shalt get executed by the Allmighty Royale Majestee King Henry VIII. All hayle the great Sovereigne of all the glorious Kingdome of Englande or face the wrathe of mine all powerful knights! keepest this thou in thine head and thou shalt do quite well olde chappe.
[edit] Corecte Spellynge
In Þe Olde Anglalish, correcte spelinge is extrymelye optionalle. Wirdes mægically shifteth in forme eavynne between diffarent places in the sayme wirke. As long as it soundeth right, who cæres??
[edit] Usage
Back in the tyme of the 16th Century, Þe Olde Ængleishe was widely used all over the Worlde. Especialye what thou mayest now calle "Europe." Major partes include:
