Yesterday
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Yesterday was the day before today, and the day after the day before yesterday.
Also defined as the day before the day before tomorrow.
Yesterday was also notorious for its involvement in one of the Six Laws of Grammar; you can only say 'Yesterday was...', not 'Yesterday is...'.
Yesterday is also the answer to all life's questions.
Warning: Don't read this entry out loud, otherwise the Grammar Police will hear you, and take you down. You fool.
Yesterday was also when you had your shit together, because you obviously don't today.
- Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.
- Now it seems they're all here to stay.
- Oh, I believe in Yesterday. ~ Oscar Wilde
Obviously, the Beatles are only a ripoff.
