Yoshiro Mori

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“What is a fantastic person! He just deserve to flourish aboroad.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Golf Mori

“I hate to talk about him! He called "IT revolution" repeatedly even though information technology was NOT developed then.”

~ Oda Nobunaga on Golf Mori

“"Japan is the divine country." This word is not much of a problem.”

~ Junichiro Koizumi on Golf Mori

Yoshiro Mori (Japanese: 森喜朗) is a Japanese politician. He is known as a lunch box. His hobby is playing golf ardently while working and his nickname is a Golf Mori. Moreover, the inequality of "Work < golf" is a synonym of him. Therefore, when he was a Prime Minister, it was changed to the official position of Golf Prime Minister.

1 Career
2 Body
3 Golf Prime Minister
4 Word
5 Note
6 See also

[edit] Career

In 1237, Mori was born in Niigata as an incarnation of the mirage^[1].
In 1856, he joined Waseda University rugby club. But he left soon because he played only golf in club activities time.
In 1860, he found employment in a certain newspaper, and his main work was golf.
In 1969, he became a member of the House of Representatives, and his main work was golf.
In 1988, he was on his good behavior temporarily, but his main activity was golf.
In 2000, he assumed Golf Prime Minister, and his main activity was golf.
In 2001, he resigned Golf Prime Minister, and speeched that his main activity in future was golf.

[edit] Body

Mori has large build suitable for golf. Therefore he is said 'Truly you have average build suitable for rugby.' But he joined the rugby club only 4 months. His build is due to his enthusiastic golf.

He has flea's small heart. It is notable that his very small heart circulates his blood in his large build. Mori's heart is so efficient. But it is serious issue that he transplanted the heart from living flea without anesthesia.

[edit] Golf Prime Minister

[edit] Assumption

April 5th 2000, Mori assumed Prime Minister in Japan succeeded past Keizo Obuchi^[2]. He continued golf after assumption and was called Golf Prime Minister.

It had doubt about his assumpition was decided by golf competition. In fact, at golf competition holded with 5 power politician in Jimintō secretly on April 4, Mori won the champion and the other participant said "Mr. Golf Mori suit Prime Minister."

[edit] Historical Low Approval Rating

Lower and lower approval ratings were recorded in history. It was 84% lower than Junichiro Koizumi who was the following Prime Minister. Although he was expected to appear the Guinness Book as most UNplpular Prime Minister, an unpopular Mori was not appeared on it because editors in Guinness Company didn't like Mori.

[edit] 2000 Yen Bill

"2,000 yen bill" is issued in commemoration of 2000. However, Mori only succeed after Prime Minister Keizo Obuchi's deal. Moreover, it is hardly circulating now, and the value of this bill havs 2000 yen or more. However, he was thanked by the curio merchants because 2000 yen bill hummed curio world. Therefore he succeeded to defend his approval rating minus.

[edit] Kato Rebellion

Matsunami squirted cuttlefish too

In November 2000, the Drifters led by Cha Kato occupied Nagata-chō (Capital and Residence of Prime Minister are in Nagata-chō). They demanded for dissolution Government and the Diet. Mori opposed with Operation Stand By against rebel. In addition, Kenshiro Matsunami sprayed water^[3] against Kato. Kato retreated and Mori won. Excellent commander Mori's approval rating rose 5.7% to 5.9%!

[edit] Ehime-Maru Sinking Event

Mori played golf as usual. One day, Ehime-Maru^[4] sank because of a dynamic swing when keeping conditioning smooth playing golf. However, Mori continued playing golf as if nothing prevents and he was admired as a calm politician not admamantine if many youth was dying.

[edit] Word

Mori's word created a big sensations. His influence equals that of Hiroyuki, the 2channel owner.

Japan is a divine country centering on the emperor.
- It is Masashi Tashiro in Japan as for the god. Mori seems an ardent Tashiro believer.
Does the Communist Party take the political power, and can it play golf?
- Of course, his interest in golf was very strong. If the Communist Party prohibit golf, Mori cannot live.
it
- 'it' was of course means 'the thing or situation.' It seems that able secretary work if Mori orders by pronoun.
Who are you?
- In the greeting with President Bill Clinton in the US. His wife Hillary was better-known and Bill was SCARCELY known actually. Even if Mori didn't know the Bill, it was natural.
Osaka is a spittoon.
- Mori proved the rot degeneration and financial failure of Osaka City and Osaka Prefecture, and this word showed the distinguished foresight of Mori.
Non-aligned voters only has to be sleeping.
- Mob rule was only invited if people with no interests in politics cast the vote to overwork putting the honor. The sympathy of Mori of should your sleep at home because of valuable holiday it is felt by me.

[edit] Note

↑ In Japanese, 森喜朗 can be read Shin-ki-rō, and Shin-ki-rō usually means mirage.
↑ A fer days ago, Obuchi suffered by stoke because of Year 2000 problem.
↑ Furukawa Electron (Japanese)
↑ Ehime-Maru was the training ship of fisheries high school.