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“That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *wheeze*”

~ Luigi on his sexual confusion

“SnooPINGAS usual, I see!”

~ Robotnik on hidden sexual references

“Squadala, we are off!”

~ Gwonam on being off

“You spelled Squadillah wrong.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Gwonam being off

“Dinner.”

~ The King on what all true warriors strive for.

“My shit sails in the morning.”

~ The King on what he does in the bathroom.

“Squadala! I'm getting off!”

~ Muslims on Gwonam's smexiness

“Where there's smoke, they pinch back.”

~ Mario on YouTube Poop

“DIE!”

~ Ganon on Everything

This is about the general look of the average YouTube Poop creator.

YouTube Poops are videos dedicated to "pooping" or generally making an unfunny scene or laughably bad scene even funnier. YouTube Poop does not require expensive software but rather software an average person like you would have. YouTube Poop requires a squagalific amount of inspiration in order to garner lulz. Inspiration can be found by simply going on YouTube and searching for YouTube Poop. YouTube Poop became popular around Spring '07 and the origins will be discussed later in the article. Like, right below this section.

[edit] Origin

The true origin of YouTube Poop has never been confirmed. However, it is commonly believed that SuperYoshi had created the first traditional YouTube Poop.The term YouTube Poop is up for debate on who coined it. Maybe you know? You probably don't though. You bastard. (Spoiler: Mr. Simon knows)

[edit] Early signs of YouTube Poop-esque material

The earliest signs of something similar to YouTube Poop was AKA Cultist Toons. Cartoon Network broadcasted this satanic show in 1999.

the king being scared by duke Onkled into saying "Please have mercy".

[edit] Attempt(s) at uncovering the mysterious origin

Only one person has dared to chronicle his speculatory view of the origin of YouTube Poop into video. His name is PicandPiku and unfortunately, he is a pikafag. Due to that simple fact, his view of the origin of YouTube Poop is often ignored, similar to Scientology. Through yet another tacky YouTube video embed, I present to you, his video:

[edit] Variations

[edit] Abominations

YouTube Poops that are ~~scarily bad~~ no longer available.

Oh god, what is this madness? Kill it now!

[edit] Flash Poops

Flash Poops, compared to other Youtube Poops, often go against "regular" Youtube Poop methods in favor of ones with special effects and custom animation, or crappy MS Paint edits. They have been subject to much controversy, and are oftentimes not even considered real Youtube Poop.

A good example of Flash Poop would be this video. Flash Poops are often characterized by using animation in favor of cutting and pasting video clips, making their own version. Oftentimes, a plot is included as well.

Regardless of the name "Flash" Poop, few of these poopers actually use Flash, preferring other programs that are easier (and MUCH less expensive, as Flash is actually worth a leg or two. Not that it matters, most people just pirate it anyhow). Many n00bs use Windows Movie Maker and MS Paint edits of screenshots from the clip, but it often turns out terrible.

[edit] Music Videos

YouTube Poop Music Videos, or YTPMVs, are any video source file's audio synced to a song with background music. It tkes much skill to do this and only a few people have mastered it. Such people as igiulamam & Nuthacker are reguarded as the best, & others like 07nadroj & Vorhias are also incredibly good. Songs synced to sterotypical crap such as Mama Luigi or Faces of Evil are NOT YTPMVs, damnit! Sparta Remixes are also not YTPMVs, as they are all remixes of the same song & don't require any skill.

[edit] Tennis Matches

YouTube Poop Tennis Matches are when one pooper and another pooper, go at it to see who can make the best poop in the end. One pooper will start the match off with a simple YouTube Poop. The other pooper will then use that already created YouTube Poop video and edit it even further, adding LOUD NOISES, seizure-esque colors and random subliminal messages. The tennis match will continue until the round limit is reached (commonly 6). The winner is usually decided by poopers within the community. The pooper that wins will feel good for the rest of the day before realizing his life sucks.

[edit] Fads

When someone makes a completely pointless video & someone else copies their idea with a slightly different title & posts it as a video response, it is known as a fad. No one knows why people started with fads... They just... Did. Popular fads: listed below

[edit] ...while I play unfitting music

Started by the video "LUIGI WINDS A TOY WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC" by xMAHATMAxGHANDIx, it consists of any character from anywhere (sometimes not even) while a random song plays. Those who make these try as hard as they can to make the music as unrelated as possible.

[edit] This video is better than...

Started by the video This Video is Better than the Godfather by KingStegBlob, people make random videos, consisting of no more than 30 seconds (though most of them don't usually go over 4 or 5), of anything pointless or uninteresting that they (almost never) believe is ACTUALLY better than what they previously eluded to.

[edit] ELECTRIC SOUNDS

It is unknown where this variation actually started but a prime example is The Faces Of Evil Ending With Electronic Sounds. It involves making everything sound like a whacked out acid trip.

[edit] This video will be flagged

Said to have been started by YouTube Poop: THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED by 07nadroj (since removed), it consists of any character doing or, most of the time, cursing or saying something perverted. Some are done with amazing editing to take an innocent character (like Thomas the Tank Engine) & making them say bad words, or as some lazy bastards like to do, take already existing curses and just loop them over & over for indefinite periods of time.

[edit] ...with a layer added every second

Started by the video Hotel Mario with a layer added every second by Erarg, it is made by taking any video source & using Sony Vegas' picture-in-picture effect to project the video over & over inside of itself every second until the limit is reached. They're usually very loud & trippy.

[edit] This video sucks so much I...

Started by the video This Video Sucks So Much I Died by SeductiveBaz, the creator makes a random video, similar to a Youtube poop, except that it has no comedic value and it's actually in fact just pure crap (And not the good kind listed below).

[edit] TEH MIZZPELT WURD FAAD

Perhaps started by the video DIS IZ ILEGHUL YOO NOH. by Bobomb99, it's made by taking a phrase, misspelling it the way I misspelled the title of this section, putting the words "A youtube poop in progress" as your description, repeating the phrase over & over a few times, then repeating the last few words over & over again, then just repeating the last word or two, & ending the video with something random & weird.

[edit] THIS VIDEO CONTAINS...

Started by the video THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN by McMaNGOS, which is a response to the video ファルコン☆パーン（イ゛ェアアアアアMIX）posted by 3vocd it consists of an edited picture (excluding the original video) of an angry Robotnik on a blue screen with the SSB Kirby music in the background with a randomly sped up/slowed down phrase or word synced to the song. Only the original two videos (listed above) ACTUALLY contain any win.

[edit] ...'S ULTIMATE PENIS GRILL

Started by the video HULK HOGAN'S ULTIMATE PENIS GRILL by SeductiveBaz, it is a one or two second video (Sometimes even less than THAT) that contains the owner of the penis grill (as noted in the title) saying something one would would say after a good Hogasm.

[edit] ...In G Major

Started by the video Hotel Mario In G Major by Gallers317, it's similar to the "...with a layer added every second", it takes any video sources, but instead of repeating layers, it takes the audio of said video source & puts it in G Major. Some of these responses include adding very creepy video effects like swirls & inverted color.

[edit] What is...

Starter unkown, it shows people with changed heads bobing up and down while playing what is love and having someone related to the series saying somethin over and over again.

[edit] ...'S SEXY SUSPENDER STRIPTEASE

Started by the video Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease by Stegblob, it's a regular random Youtube poop, it's more of an excuse for a title when one can't think of one than it is a fad.

[edit] ...HYPER RAVE

Started by the video ROBOTNIK HYPER RAVE by toadomos, it depicts a random character (or sometimes not even) with flashing lights going incredibly fast with rave music in the background. WARNING: Those with epilepsy will die upon so much as clicking on one of these videos (or the above link).

[edit] #71519

Started by the video Filler #71519 by ophios, it depicts the main character from "The Critic" waking up in the morning to receive strange phone calls, having emotions ranging from pleased to "Oh, god..." about them, depending on what is said.

[edit] I JUST...

Possibly started by NintendoBrad's Video I JUST, it takes a few words from a beginning of a sentence, than randomly edits thier face a couple times to make it look like something funny, then at the end it finishes what the person is trying to say.

[edit] ...ward

Started by the video Squidward by ChristopherCooler, in which where the title of the video uses the characters name, respells it a different way, or adds ward at the end and takes an image of a clip of that character with a weird look or standing next to someone(sometimes both) then edits the picture over and over for ten seconds to the beat to a song in the game Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2

[edit] Random Craps

Though these videos have the perfect name related to Youtube Poop, they are more of a branch off. Random Craps are, well random, DUH, but many aren't actually crap. Random craps are different clips of different Shows, Games, or Webcasts, put randomly to audios to create something funny. Being random, nobody ever knows what will be next in a crap, which also adds to success. It should also be noted that All Poops are random, but these are randomer, but no one can argue that all youtube poops are in fact, pure crap.

[edit] Good crap

Some examples of good Random craps include the following.

Foreign Crap

[edit] Bad Crap

We haven't actually found any yet... Could it be... a miracle? We hope so.

[edit] Current Standing

YouTube Poop is well recognized around the web. New YouTube Poops are made nearly every hour and many lulz are had. YouTube Poops have a known effect on your e-rep and overall increase it for the best. If you don't like YouTube Poop, noone said it liked you back.

[edit] Controversy

YouTube Poop has also began gaining some controversy around the net. The Great Dr. Rabbit Feud is currently occurring as you read this article, probably started when WalrusGuy, a great and respected pooper, got banned for using Colgate's 'Dr. Rabbit; commercial in one of his poops, 'Mama Luigi leaves the stove on'. As an effect of The Great Dr. Rabbit Fued, Dr. Rabbit YouTube Poops are being targeted and deleted on sight. However, skilled YouTube Poopers replied with, "I have only begun to fight!"

There is also some video stealing going on. More and more users are showing up with the same names, like ElboTheHedghog, 00b00bTheHedgehog, CaucasianTheHedgehog, and more that end with "TheHedgehog". Therefore, we declare that video stealers are some sort of really cool guys out for laughs that are trying to have a good time, or the possibility that 4chan has nothing to do with youtube poop.

[edit] Religion and politics

YTP has nothing to do with religion nor politics, and is only thought of this way by WhollyRufus and KrobosProductions. But they're retarded anyways.

[edit] Stereotypes

YouTube Poops have been described as immature and not funny. However, from the process of elimination, we can determine they are complete douchebags and agree Youtube Poop is hilarious. I mean, honestly. We lol'd.

The biggest stereotype of YouTube Poop overall would have to be the fact that most people nowadays tend to believe that Youtube Poop equals anything having to do with the crappy CD-i games, the Super Mario World cartoon, as well as others. Many claim that those particular sources have been raped to death due to overused jokes and material.

[edit] Anti-Youtube Poop

Some guy created a campaign to kick the evil Youtube Poop from its arse, but seems to be ineffective.

[edit] Competition

The main competitor of YouTube Poop is none other than JNNN TV Anda, the world's first video sewer. Most of their videos are more than random crap that is complete bullshit, or news that seems to be a complete lie. Founded by some guy.