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Whoops! Maybe you were looking for YouPubes? Sorry, 10 year olds.

“SO WHAT? Your Founder is a gay!”

~ Some bunch of geeks on Turkey

“Access to this site has been blocked FOREVER due to they haven't a certification for authorizate”

~ Turkey on YouTube

“FUCK COPYRIGHT!”

~ most of the world on criticism of youtube

“I love YouTube! I mainly like how it's mostly just got me on it!!!'”

~ Rick Astley on YouTube

“What, no porn?”

~ Every Body With a Penis on Youtube
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about YouTube.

YouTube, the Tube of You, (to be known as SueTube, YouN00b, YouB00b, JewTube, YokTürke, RickTube, Phillip's Uncles Boats Tube and Satan's Paradise in the near future) is a popular free* porn video sharing web site which lets users upload, view, and share clips. Founded in February 2005 by three employees of PayPal who wanted a way to show their stop motion motion picture "Pez Miserables", the service mutilates Adobe Flash technology in such a way that it displays video. The site claims to have a wide variety of content, including conspiracy theories, video game videos, AMV's, and fake celebrity sightings, as well as amateur content such as, well, you know, amateurs, doing...stuff. It also hosts kids who dream of becoming popular through their sharp wit and ball-kicking abilities.



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[edit] Notable YouTube.com Celebrities

[edit] Top 13 Most Viewed YouTube.com Videos Of All Time

  • A bum on a toaster being flown to the moon
  • Oprah farting and crapping on the pot.
  • ICTON's FLOW Stop Motion
  • Dance Dance Revolution.
  • Avril Lavigne - I wanna be your satanic girlfriend.
  • Pokemon music clip by Anthony Hecox and Ian Padilla a.k.a. smosh (removed because of Anti-Semitic contents)
  • Tuğba Özay - 250,000 worshippers of Instant Friendship Order.
  • A fat kid jumping off of a trampoline and into a sea of Pirahnnas, getting hilariously devoured alive.
  • A drunk Zac Efron singing the song "Jews and Blacks" (To the tune of "Chocolate Rain").
  • David Bowie eating a hotdog, whilst singing the French national anthem
  • Stupid Girls dancing on Webcam
  • Some Dumb pictures of someone's friends
  • Two girls and one cup.

[edit] A Guide to the YouTubian Language

The YouTubian language is unique and innovative. Here is a brief guide to help you understand this beautiful language.

  • commentsplzthx - This roughly translates into English as "comments please, thanks". It is used to express the desire for comments. (e.g. narutard ep 5,000,000,000 (commentsplzthx))
  • bg - This roughly translates into English as "background". (e.g. z0mgdzzzzzzzzzzzz i luvz ur bg!!111!11!1oneonetwo)
  • mal, geber - This is a roughly Turkish word means "You Suck, Go die"
  • ROFLLOLOMGLOLOLOL - This is to show that the person is laughing, but could also be a hint that the person is having a seizure.

A Bum Strapped to a Toaster being flown to the moon

  • Phail, fail, or epic fail - Used to describe videos that suck. Usually written in comments.

[edit] YouTube Censorship

Today YouTube do on Censorship and your can not do what you want on YouTube! When your do someting wrong or violate the rules there on YouTube your account shall be Youtube subspended! Its easy to post a comment under video but alway danger! YouTube Admin see that as Spamming or stalking. There are many YouTuber's that write comment under a Channel made by other user! Some Youtuber's find normal to stalking or spamming the YouTube.com/YouTube channel and write hateful comments there! The Rules of YouTube Community are made by foolish Employer at YouTube Office that do there work not good and destroy YouTube his future! Its like that YouTube dig a hole for his himself! Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein. YouTube destroy is own future and work together with Google and government! The YouTube directors look only to left and see "wrong comment what your write below a video. In Eye of Google your be wrong, but Google look not to Porno and other cruel BDSM video on YouTube. YouTube Staff have never see in his life shocking scenes hatedfull video. There are many Youtube's users that be ban on YouTube, are not more welcome on YouTube and Their IP address is blocking on "blacklist" so that your not can create a new channel! Your can tell to your friends that be kick off Youtube! But your are not only one that be banned on youtube! Today we are looking to New Future not YouTube more and are many YouTube haters on world.


[edit] Uses of YouTube

The medium of YouTube has yet to be fully realized, but early signs are promising. Here's a brief list of some of the ways people use YouTube:

  • Posting movies of yourself being a wanker on guitar hero
  • watching anime--When it comes down to it, there's no better place for watching Japanese animation, except Veoh. You name it, YouTube's got it.
  • watching jailbait shake their butts to a hip-hop track.
  • Linkin Park AMVs
  • providing lessons on quantum populace through video blogs
  • ending war in the Middle East
  • feeding the hungry
  • Linkin Park AMVs
  • aiding in police investigations
  • Watching DBZ idiots talk shit to others for not watching the " Ultimate Anime!"
  • providing mentally retarded video editors an outlet to dr Kingdom Hearts
    • YouTube Poop - endless amounts of important information regarding the whereabouts of the enclosed instruction booklet, volcanicity, Rolf's giant wiener, and Mama Luigi.
    • JNNN TV Anda - claims to be the first online channel that acts like a TV channel, operating 24/7. Worst claim ever. Shows the lamest of the lame vids some guy made.
  • Watching obscure disco videos that most of the general population doesn't give a shit about.
  • Far too many Linkin Park AMVs
  • Far too many AMVs in general
  • Listening to Chocolate Rain
  • Death to false metal, if you listen to false metal dee snider will hunt you in your dreams!


[edit] Abuses of YouTube

Many people feel the need to repeat everything they see on a video in the comment box [I.E. Rick JAMES BITCH HAHAH LMFAO LOL ROFL HAHA ... ECT] . This sensation somehow makes them cool, and they hope that the stupid repeating of these lines will some how bring meaning to their sad pathetic lives.

Users of Youtube also are largely ignorant, posting messages such as this:

if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 videos with this exact message

Note, the follow is to cover the author's bases (just in case):

if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 videos with this exact message

if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 videos with this exact message

if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 videos with this exact message

if you are or have read this comment then you are cursed for life. You will have a terrible life and never get married (if you are already married you will get divorced). Only way to undo this curse is if you comment 5 videos with this exact message

Another example is:

ananı sikeyim orospu çocuğu! (which means "Give my most honest regards to your dear mother, my pal!" in Turkish)

See also urban legend.

Many people (mostly unemployed, just plain annoying, emo people) are beginning to be annoyed at the fact many users begin to upload fake videos of popular[citation needed] anime shows like "Naruto" and "Bleach". At first it was pretty damn obvious these videos were fake since a picture of a big purple surfing dinosaur while jamming out to the song "Everytime We Touch" has nothing to do with kids playing ninja. Despite the obviousness of being fake videos people continue to watch and comment on these videos, giving them "honors". The only thing more pathetic than waiting every week to watch a new episode of a predictable cartoon is tricking losers and getting their hopes up.

[edit] Trivia

Eastern Eurovision Song Contest winners 1945-91



Another quality song by Youtubers


[edit] See Also


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