Your Mom goes to College
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“Oh I see. The one thing I actually said and not even a mention?! Bitches.”
“Not really a war, but I still covered it.”
~ Frank West on Your mother
“That blob went to college!?!”
~ Your father on Your mother
“Your mom goes to college! OOHHH!!”
~ Kip on your mom
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[edit] History
Your mother (also known as "yo momma" or "that bitch"), went to college in 2004. She is today forty years old, she had you, when she was approximately twenty - father unknown and had her back to the wall many times in the upcoming years in which your various half siblings were sired. She Majored in Catfighting on YouTube and MySpace with special accreditations for beatdowns followed by a spell in University joining the prestigious Fight Club Beater Senority practising advanced Backyard Style with Belching and Vomiting before being asskicked out of University by a very strict mistress but still being granted full STD(Hons), however she did pass on her experience to you as every dutiful single mom does.
[edit] Major achievements
Destroyed Saddam Hussein's Biochemical weapons as Coalition forces arrived - it was so like the normal food she ate as a student that she offered to consume some in exchange for a lorryload of Iraqi Dinars.
Caused a sonic boom with fartium.
Chavette of the year every year from 2001 through to the year of her disappearance.
Holder of the all time record for continuos playing of Dance Music FULL BLAST!
Undisputed ASBO Queen.
[edit] Today
We have not seen your mother since that fateful day on february 22, 2006 when she attempted to consume a lorryload of beans for a new level of You Tube grossness - presumed blasted into space.
In 2006 a 50 foot National Monument commemorating her finest bitchfight was built for services to online entertainment.
