Your little sister
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Your little sister is, well.... your little sister. She differs from your sister, because your little sister thinks you're totally awesome, while your sister hates you and gets you crappy gifts for your birthday like her used condoms and 5 dollars (see your sister).
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[edit] About your little sister
Like I said, she thinks you're awesome, even though you suck at gaming and strip down to your underpants in front of the mentally retarded (see Tom Cruise). The reason for this fondness is still unknown, but it probably has something to do with the fact that she drinks vodka and huffs kittens, in that order.
[edit] Advantages
You can use your little sister for allot of things like:
- Holding your drinks,
- Checking the closet for the boogeyman,
- Practicing safe sex on her
- Checking the toilet for the boogeyman,
- Checking underneath your bed for the boogeyman and checking the closet again for Chuck Norris (whom you owe one million dollars).
- You can also make her watch you having sex with someone as a witness so she can convince your fellow geeks you actually got some.
[edit] Disadvantages
No real disadvantages if you are gay. If you are straight, however, you can never have sex with a girl, EVER.
[edit] Things your little sister did for you
- Caught Bin Laden and gave you the bounty.
- Killed Jesus so you could get presents for free.
- Paid everyone you know to be your friend. (Did you really think they just like you? Lol!!!)
- Took a roundhouse kick to head from Chuck Norris to pay off your debt.
- Invented leet-speak so you wouldn't have to use so many buttons.
- Invented games so you could have a purpose in life.
- Invented bittorrent so you wouldn't have to pay for your purpose in life.
- Made your homework while you were masturbating which got you that F+ (that actually raised your overall grade).
- Invented the mentally retarded for your amusement.
- Glued some of your pubic hairs to your chest while you were asleep, to raise your self esteem.
- Invented Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory because you don't have a job.
- Destroyed the Borg while wearing a you-mask, which got you accepted into the star-trek fanclub.
- Painted an Oscar Wilde portrait for you so you could have some masturbation fodder.
- Had sex with random guys so they'd be your friends. (Again, did you actually think they really liked you? HAHAHAHAHA!)
