Your own friends
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Let's be honest...your friends SUCK!!!!!! Well, that is if you even have some...which it is always possible that you don't....but I'm going to keep an open mind and say you don't. Back to subject, your friends hate you. They only want you for money, drugs, and other things that can't be named...But really that's why you wanted to be there friends in the first place. Didn't work out did it...Friends just aren't as good as they seem.
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[edit] The good news on friends
Well for starters, I here it was a great show...oh wrong friends...Sorry my mistake. We're talking about your friends, the ones that are smoking all your weed, having sex with your girl, and taking your money. Oh what...this is the good side of friends...Okay then.
I guess I'll lie then. Um your friends are very loyal, but so was your girlfriend...then she met your friends. Um your friends talk to you...about giving them stuff. Which you should...that's the key to a healthy realationship...or getting broke. Of course you could always mooch off your friends and steal there cable, which is a good thing.
[edit] The bad news about girlfriends
She went to your friends house to study(Yeah that's it.) At 11:00 she went back to your friends house for...more studying. Then she came back, at 6... and smoked all your weed. Then she left, something about mcdonalds...didn't I mention your friends name, the wonderful donald...mcdonald. Yep she's dating a hamburger...if you now what I mean.
Well one day you find out she's cheating on you...So you break up. Then you meet this fine women with big boobs and nice butt. But of course that was your old girlfriend. All the other girls are either ugly as shit...or taken by your friends.
[edit] The good things about your friends' girlfriends
You bastard, you're not thinking of taking your friend's girl, are you? I mean, after all, he did take your girlfriend. Oh yeah... I agree, but it's still wrong. You should be loyal, and a good example. But she looks so good, don't she? A fine sexy woman that you can't help but ignore.
Oh, guess what, that's not going to work. Didn't you read, that's your old girl... I guess there is nothing good about your friends' girlfriends. They all suck.
[edit] Ways to change this
There's only one way, you must commit suicide...or you can become a emo that no one likes, and make emo friends. But then you would have to commit suidcide eventually, so that doesn't work. I guess you could find new friends, but who like you, remember your a emo now, and emo's don't have friends.
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But in the end there's only one thing to do.
